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patwannabe: Three men stood before St. Peter. "You may come in but don't step on a duck or bad things will happen to you." They went in and to their dismay, there were ducks everywhere. It was very hard to move around and not step on one. A few centuries later, one of them saw his friend coming, holding hands with an ugly old hag. "What happened?" he asked. "I stepped on a duck." Several more centuries passed and he met the other friend who was also leading an ugly old hag. "What happened?" he asked him. "I stepped on a duck." Again, a few centuries later, a beautiful blond approached him and said, "I'm all yours." "Wow", he replied, "what did I do to deserve this?" "Nothing. I stepped on a duck." |
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patwannabe: I didn't realize I'd been away so long. Have been reading and reviewing some, just lost my desire to write. Too many things going on that are making it un-fun to live. No, I'm not planning to do away with myself, but waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
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