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damommy: We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner

damommy: A bowl of rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.

damommy: I just talked with our good friend Douglas Paul. He's determined to be up and about soon. His attitude is an inspiration! Let's pray that he will.

damommy: They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.

damommy: Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.

damommy: The police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes!

damommy: 10 FUN FACTS

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your
tongue out.
4. You just tried No. 3.
6. When you did No. 3, you realized it's possible, only
you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun, too!

damommy: A Police Officer came to my house and asked where I'd been between 5 and 6. He seemed a bit irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten."

damommy: I'm bored. I think I'll go to mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.

damommy: Just burned 2,000 calories. That?s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap!

damommy: I hate it when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

damommy: I just spoke to Douglas Paul's son. Douglas is back in the hospital. Brett, the son, said there were indications that it go could either way. We'll pray it goes in his favor. Douglas has been a good friend to many on FS.

damommy: Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking its time and getting to know everyone personally.

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FanStory wrote to damommy: Not Saved by the Bell! finished second in the contest "100 Word Story"

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FanStory wrote to damommy: You Can't Fool Mother Baker finished first in the contest "Every Story Has A Beginning"

FanStory wrote to damommy: The Final Tally finished second in the contest "Sonnet Poetry Contest"

damommy: It seems someone has created a Hotmail account using my name, and are contacting everyone in my contact list. If you get anything from yuzzell@hotmail.com, it is NOT me. I'm so sorry this is happening, and I'm taking whatever steps I can to stop it. Thank you for understanding.

FanStory wrote to damommy: I Stand Forgotten finished third in the contest "Rhyme-horse/horses"

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FanStory wrote to damommy: Life finished first in the contest "FREE VERSE !"

FanStory wrote to damommy: Love This Day! finished second in the contest "Kyrielle poetry"

FanStory wrote to damommy: Congratulations! Simplicity won the contest "I Can't"

FanStory wrote to damommy: Congratulations! November 2018 Recognized Writer!

FanStory wrote to damommy: Forgotten finished second in the contest "CHAIN RHYME"

FanStory wrote to damommy: Wally Weasel's Vacation finished second in the contest "Write Your Best Children's Poem"

FanStory wrote to damommy: Little Buccaneers finished third in the contest "swap quatrain"

damommy: I want to thank the Committee for choosing my story in the Dribble Flash Fiction contest. Also, the lovely people who sent me congratulations. I was never so surprised, and I'm tickled pink! Thank you, everyone.

FanStory wrote to damommy: Congratulations! The Kept Appointment won the contest "Dribble Flash Fiction"

FanStory wrote to damommy: The Reason's Simple finished second in the contest "Humorous Dialog "

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FanStory wrote to damommy: The Tiny Leaf finished second in the contest "Rhyming Poem"

damommy: Pluviophile - a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.