• Major of the Minority

    Major of the Minority

    A head too big for his neck
    from 2 reviews.
    Commentary and Philosophy  Poetry

  • 500 Days--Panic Alive

    500 Days--Panic Alive

    Lyrics from the metal band in my head
    from 2 reviews.
    Song Lyrics  Poetry

  • Hope and Rage

    Hope and Rage

    Emotions at war
    from 2 reviews.
    Commentary and Philosophy  Poetry


FanStory wrote to Mike Stevens:
The Strange Orb From Space was posted today. It is a Milestone Post. Post number 4500!


FanStory wrote to Mike Stevens:
Unite! was posted today. It is a Milestone Post. Post number 4000!


Mike Stevens: Cannot believe how anyone views Trump as a 'normal' President, he's not a 'normal' person
    mrsmajor: trump's isn't normal, and I think many people know it...he's cruel, selfish and filled with his own sense of importance...those members of congress that prefer to adore him come from the same mindset... -
    Dean Kuch: HULK SMASH!

    Heh-heh-heh...
    ~Dean -
    Gypsy Blue Rose: You are right, Mike, he is not normal, he is abnormal. I think he only cares about himself and money. I am so afraid he is going to send people back to work too soon and many more people will die. He is stressing me out. -
    Kingsrookviii: LoL. I don't get it at all. He's done well and is attacked constantly. For God's sake, Biden is batshit loonie. -
    Lance S. Loria: It certainly is discouraging how polarized the country has become. We are all Americans. We should all be united as Americans. If we can?t agree on that, than what can we agree on? -
    The Mom/DarleneThomson: You are so right. God help us all. Mike, you really need to run for President. No joke. Blessings, Darlene -


Mike Stevens: I forget to check this very often, I see I've made a few people angry with my anti-Trump comments--one person even let me know I suck--thank you, I would have never known and continued to post my misguided crap--I--err--oh, that's right, I don't give a rip what they think!
    mrsmajor: You're not alone Mike S....but Its not stopping me from speaking my mind...not to hurt anyone, but trump's not someone I could ever respect...and I will let that be known whenever he does something that I find repulsive...nice seeinh you... -
    Scarbrems: You don't 'suck', except possibly on a boiled sweet. That's a very childish comment from somebody, and anyway, people are supposed to be reviewing the writing. If they don't agree with the politics of the piece, and can't critique it fairly as a piece of writing, then they shouldn't be commenting. Nor wrote something about that just recently in the reviewing thread. Whoever said this should take a look. -
    His Grayness: When you have pure rotten scumbag democrats to call to shame on every breath they take, why waste your time on Trump who has already done more good for America than any Crat in modern times! Oh! maybe you do agree with sanctuary cities, killing ICE and opening up America to every lowlife criminal south of the border so they can come in and join you in voting for more Crat Corruption??? -
    Gypsy Blue Rose: lol, trumpers are as crazy as Trump is... no worries, you don't suck. -


Mike Stevens: I've come to believe you can't have a rational debate with an irrational person


Mike Stevens: Doesn't the media ever get embarrassed showing Trump crap all fricking day? Surely, the reporters must cringe, 'Another one? You're s*****g me?'
    Mike Stevens: Boy I'm bat-spelling 1000 today-'hide the keyboard, kids, Daddy's been sniffing glue again!' -
    Jannypan (Jan) : They don't tire of it anymore like the multitude of Trump-bashing posts that appear all over this forum everyday. -
    Dean Kuch: With all due respect, ladies, anyone who disrespects another nation by calling it a sh!thole country deserves to be bashed.
    Just sayin'... -


Mike Stevens: Our president may be mentally unstable, but FOOTBALL is here, baby!--what must other countries think of our priorities?
    DR DIP: do you mean grid iron mike?
    In australia football is soccer
    rubgy league is like rugby union
    and we don't officially play grid iron -


Mike Stevens: Is it just me?
    William Walz: Reminds me of the guy who was told he had a split personality and was beside himself. -
    Mike Stevens:
    Adri7enne: ha, good guess, I think I matched two numbers once. The clerk at the store where I bought the ticket didn't buy my 1/3 of the prize money should be mine argument--hey, made sense to me! -
    Mike Stevens: Wa-wa, William, drum roll, can I get a drum roll here, please? -
    pome lover: Mr. Stevens, your short bio says you like comedy writing. I was hoping to find some of it but have found only your dissatisfaction with the President.
    Your latest piece popped up on the "Up Next" to be reviewed and after I read it I went to your portfolio looking for humor.
    I am not going to get into politics, but we, of a different persuasion spent 8 years being heartsick, but still kept our sense of humor, or tried to.
    I hope yours will return. I'd like to read it.
    Pome lover -


Mike Stevens:
pipersfancy: watch who you're calling a perv--oh yeah, guilty as charged!
    Mike Stevens:
    michaelcahill: nothing but the best for these amazing, talented owls! -
    Mike Stevens: Pome Lover--ouch, you really let me have it, it's a good thing I don't give a shit what you say, or care that I hurt your feelings. Otherwise, I'd be feeling pretty bad right now--I don't check this very often, so I realize this is a delayed 'I'm glad you're pissed' -


Mike Stevens:
michaelcahill: keep taking your medication, it's bound to kick in soon!
    Mike Stevens: Do that, but remember; NO operating heavy machinery! -
    DIS-illusioned: Not unless of course you're stoned or drunk out of your noggin. If so, do take that new tractor for a spin down Main Street, waving to the good folk as you whiz by. -


Mike Stevens: Today's word is 'senslessreasoning'!


Mike Stevens: Today's word is 'malthoplove'!
    pipersfancy: Pour me a cold one, would 'ya? I love a tall glass of malt and hops... -
    Mike Stevens: When I think of all the money I wasted on TRYING to feel slightly dizzy, and now I get it for free; all the time? I love beer, but I no longer partake; so you'll have to enjoy for the both of us! -
    michaelcahill: This is someone who derives deep romantic attachments to those who play hopscotch while drinking a milkshake. -
    pipersfancy: I can't actually recall the last time I had a beer... playing a intense game of hopscotch while drinking a shake... now that's a whole other story! -
    Kingsland: Definition of Malthoplove
    A milk shake that makes one desire having sex after having drank it...
    Or the best sexual drinks ever devised. Made with chocolate ice cream, with a cherry on top... -
    Mike Stevens:
    michaelcahill: that sounds a lot like a 'sex-shake!' -
    Mike Stevens: Kingsland: yours is the reply I gave to Michael Cahill, and I'll give you the reply I meant for him; nothing says romance like Twister for your feet! -


Mike Stevens: DIS-illusioned: ah, no comment!
    Mike Stevens: michaelcahill: ha, ha, woo; and I apologize! -


Mike Stevens: In honor of Michael C and everything Scottish, today's word is'kiltogram'!
    DIS-illusioned: The standard scientific measure of the closet sissy-ness of all men, especially the Herculean kind--'kiltogram'.
    Last I was weighed, I was over 200 kiltograms. What does that say about me? (Don't you dare answer that!) -
    michaelcahill: That's what they call it in Scotland when a stiff breeze blows one's kilt up in front of one's grandmother. -
    michaelcahill: Michael Patrick O'Cahill
    I'm a worthless potato eating drunken Irishman. You should apologize to Scotsmen everywhere!! -
    pipersfancy: Ya, Mike! What gives? I'm the Scottish one... what's with giving any credit to Mikey over there?!? PIPERSFANCY... HELLO???? (and, this after I posted a nice little poem with a picture proving I actually play the pipes...) Now... excuse me while I go address the hagis, play a lament, and drink scotch. Slaint! -
    pipersfancy: (By the way... you're a wee bit early on the Scottish reference. Robert Burns night is not until the 25th of the month!) -
    Mike Stevens:
    pipersfancy: I responded to your 'Robert Burns Day isn't until...' with something about 'David Frost Day', which makes absolutely no fricking sense. In my slumbering state, I guess I was thinking, 'Robert Frost' . Woo, NOW does it make sense? "Yeah, a little, but it still is lame!" -


Mike Stevens: Today's word is 'higherlow'!
    DIS-illusioned: The misspelled note the ad agency's manager sent to his assistant after Rob Lowe's audition for the Direct TV commercial--'higherlow' (hire Lowe).
    (If I'm wrong then something is severely wrong with this world.) -
    Mike Stevens: Ha, Dis, nice play on words; and whether you're right or wrong, there's still something wrong with this world! -
    William Walz: I know this one! Higherlow is a condition I often experience when I snort cocaine minutes after taking my anti-anxiety meds! Yes! What a headrush! -
    William Walz: Don't be mad. I'm 77, and when I was a teenager my parents took me on a tour of Spahn Ranch--and left me there! Charlie rocks! -
    michaelcahill: That's a dirty Scottish term, "Hig her low!" I don't know what "higging" is, but you know them Scotts, it's something naughty for sure. -
    Mike Stevens: Michael C; I'm sure you're right; those scots; minds in the gutter! -