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AnonymousWisdom:

First day back at school and some idiot has pulled the fire alarm twice. This unoriginal prank has henceforth ceased to amuse me. *grrrrrrr*

August 15, 2013 at 12:57PM
    adewpearl: I do hope if the miscreant is caught he is hauled to court. It is a terrible misuse of the fire department's resources, and it also makes people start to question if an alarm actually means fire or not. It is a dangerous and irresponsible prank on so many levels.
    August 15, 2013 at 1:39PM
    William Walz: What the heck's a miscreant? Some kind of french pastry?
    August 15, 2013 at 7:26PM
    nor84: I worked for a hospital administrator, in his 30s at the time, who walked down the hall and just pulled the alarm to see what would happen. Nearly gave the head of Maintenance heart failure. Naturally, the administrator didn't have a job too long.
    August 15, 2013 at 11:16PM
    Dean Kuch:
    mis.cre.ant [mis-kree-uhnt]
    adjective

    1. depraved, villainous, or base.

    2. Archaic. holding a false or unorthodox religious belief; heretical.

    noun
    3. a vicious or depraved person; villain.

    4. Archaic. a heretic or infidel.

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    July 29, 2014 at 7:35AM

AnonymousWisdom:

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me!
I have chocolate cupcakes
And I'm not sharing!

May 26, 2013 at 7:04PM
    Joy Graham: Happy birthday to you! I would love a chccolate cupcake. Couldn't you just spare one for me? Please...
    May 26, 2013 at 8:15PM
    Joy Graham: That should say "chocolate". Darn the ipad and autocorrect!!!
    May 26, 2013 at 10:56PM
    AnonymousWisdom: Lol...I might let you have one :)
    May 27, 2013 at 12:12AM
    Niallhoranswife2020: Happy birthday! I shall send you an internet cupcake!
    May 29, 2013 at 9:08AM
    hamza cool: happy birth daay to you
    happy birthday to you
    you hsve chocolat cupcakes
    we have pray for you
    July 22, 2013 at 8:37AM
    Carolyn 12: Thanks for visiting. For me each doctors visit is a new beginning-I never know what they are going to tell me. So I have a new beginning until I go back, then it starts all over again. Have a good day.
    July 27, 2013 at 6:17PM

AnonymousWisdom:

Sending my prayers to Boston...
Hey, here's a novel idea: how about us fellow human beings stop bombing and shooting the crap out of each other? Maybe it's just me, but I've had enough of reading real-life horror stories.

April 15, 2013 at 10:16PM
    Val Crisson: Amen! One of the people killed was an 8 year old, who was watching her dad run the race.
    April 16, 2013 at 7:50AM

AnonymousWisdom:

Thanks so much to everyone who voted for "Bystander" in the "Anti-Bullying Zone" contest! You guys are awesome! :)

April 5, 2013 at 9:20PM
    suep: Congrats on your win! It was an excellent entry and well-deserved! :)
    April 5, 2013 at 11:44PM

AnonymousWisdom:

One of my friends emailed this to me... :)

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.
Here are recent winners.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

Have a wonderful day. Like when you're running a little late but magically
hit every green light on the way to your meeting.

March 26, 2013 at 9:53PM
    William Walz: These are all great. I feeling like stealing one or two of them.
    March 26, 2013 at 10:11PM

AnonymousWisdom:

So...I woke up at 6 this morning to go take the SAT. After 5 hours (count 'em, 5) I got to leave the testing room...then go sit at a baseball game for 2 hours in the FREEZING cold. I finally got to go home, turn on my computer, check Fanstory, wonder why I had more member dollars than I should, and scroll down my profile page...3rd place in Trash Bag Find contest!!! I'm still screaming a little bit...I believe this gives me just cause to eat cookies, yes? Thank you, FanStory! :)

March 9, 2013 at 10:12PM
    J.Collishaw: Yes to the cookies. Congratulations!
    March 10, 2013 at 5:47AM
    sunnilicious: Congratulations.... And may you get into the college of your dreams. Peace.
    May 14, 2013 at 2:30AM