Cut and paste

by DR DIP

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CUT AND PASTE

Cut and paste to make haste
When time poor is your excuse
But every time's, a FanStory crime
Laziness can be the abuse

Madly reviewing, always pursuing
That elusive member cent pump
To increase one's rank, oh what a wank!
This system makes you jump!

A review of four and you just ignore
How dare one stoop so low?!
To say just 'good', Just how one could?
You play the game! I think you know

A two or three, what audacity!
How dare you go and insult
I'm running to Tom! Where are you from?
I think he needs to consult

Don't they know, a four's no go!
My poetic ego has been tested
You 'Johnny come lately', oh how I hate thee!
I feel I've been poetically molested

Get runs on the board before you can afford
To be so critical of one's work
My sensitive ego has been ignored
Think it's time to mute and shirk

Yes, go push off! You'll hear me scoff
Go find another site!
I'm the perfect poet, I never blow it
How dare you give me a fright!

Slave to the system, just can't resist'em
Those 'dollar poems' are value best
Up all night, reviewing right?
Promoting to page one's a test

So get to work, no time to lurk
Not enough hours in a day
Up all night, I look such a fright
But I must review all, to get my pay!

Yeah shoot me down for being the clown
And the ringmaster of this circus
If you want to, wear the crown
You must review with purpose

Tom sits back and takes a stack
It's a business first you see
As long as he is, in the black
He don't give a shit about you and me!

dipshit

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Settle, it was just a bit of satirical fun. Totally tongue in cheek. if I get impeached from Fanstory over this...well

dipster

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