• Return to the Dark Side

    Return to the Dark Side

    Episode VI, Director's Cut
    from 1 reviews.
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  • Makeover

    Makeover

    The show ain't over
    from 2 reviews.
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  • Darth Martin

    Darth Martin

    blast from the past
    from 4 reviews.
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FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: The Great Molasses Flood finished second in the contest "Freak disaster"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Red dot finished third in the contest "Incoming"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: A Few of My Favorite Things finished third in the contest "Happy Insurrection Day"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Congratulations! Second Place Finish In The Reviewing Contest!
    karenina: A stellar showing! Congratultions! Reviewing is a real commitment! -
    HarambeForPresident: Thank you Karenina. It sure is. The hardest thing is finding areas for improvement in the really great pieces! -


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Silver Sequined Silhouette snagged second in the contest "Snow!"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Chasing after the SON finished third in the contest "Sonset"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Alimony was allowed to compete in the contest "Alliteration Celebration" because certain people didn't realize it was far more subversive than Harambe's other contest entries which were disqualified. Harambe has also been muted. Haha Harambe I own you!
-the Zookeeper



FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident:
Snow Blindness was third in 5-7-5
CHECK THIS OUT; it's the best thing since Elizabeth Warren's DNA test!!!


HarambeForPresident:
My author rating is getting wreaked by vengeful conservatives, but I guess I asked for it. Apparently I should write more about baby Jesus and abortion, but probably not in the same piece.

UPDATE: now adding a lot of suggested connections between works in the author notes. In most cases, works were not written with further plans in mind, but certain connections or common themes became apparent later.
    Bananafish308: I can commiserate with you, my friend. It is one of the main reasons I rarely post, anymore.

    I am sure, if your posts expressed undying adulation for the traitorous, terrorist, mass-murdering, child-torturing, neo-Nazi, pervert ex-president, you would be flooded with accolades from them. -
    HarambeForPresident: I actually have no idea what people here think about JFK ; )

    Is there an extensive section for political posts? I have not seen other entries here regarding presidential politics. -
    Hesed Abraham: Hi Haramabe, I wouldn't put too much weight on the author rating. You are a creative writer who pushes the envelope in suprising ways without neatly fitting into either the liberal or conservative buckets (which is the kind of people that the world needs more imho). Maybe this is a challenge for you to expand your horizons beyond fanstory and its audience. As great as fanstory is, it does have limited reach as you might know -
    Brian S. Watson: I'm also having to deal with reviews from conservatives on this site, unfortunately. So, I know what you mean. -
    HarambeForPresident: @Brian Watson there is nothing wrong with simply being conservative. I wrote things that offended some people who felt it should be more conventional, and they got even. But if someone gives you constructive feedback to improve your craft and you don't like it, that is a different thing, lol. What kind of reviews were you getting? -


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Cipher finished third in the contest "The Grass Mud Horse Contest" because Harambe did not explain the contest properly to people. Oh well. We will have to try this again later.


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Planned Parenthood ad found itself in a three-way tie for first place in the contest "2-5-2 Poem". This was a contentious piece. I appreciated the respectful remarks of those who disagreed with the potential political implications of the piece.


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident:
hahaha Mistaken Identity finished second out of the two entries in my own contest. i am the best


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Babysitter finished second in the contest "True Story Flash"


FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Beetrayal finished third in the contest "Betrayal", well go figure, name plagiarizer!


HarambeForPresident: For more details Google *Harambe and Richard Nixon*