• Login
    • Create Account
    • Settings
    • FanStory
    • Our Store
    • FanArtReview
    • Poetry Dances
  • My
    • Profile
    • Status
    • Messages
    • Feedback
    • Replies
    • Portfolio
    • Contests
  • Social
    • Certificates
    • Buddies
    • Following
    • Fan List
    • Thoughts
    • Clubs
    • Comments
    • Vote
  • Community
    • Profile Thoughts
    • Forum
    • Find A Member
    • Q&A
    • Membership
    • Testimonials
    • Contact Us
  • Read
  • Write
  • Contests
  • About
  LOG IN     SIGN UP
FanStory Pro
  • Readenjoy it
    • Up Next
    • Writing Up For Review
      • Poems
      • Stories and Chapters
    • Stand Out Writing
      • Recognized
      • All Time Best
      • Seal of Quality
    • Ranked Authors
      • Poets
      • Novelists
      • Short Stories
      • Scripts

      • Reviewers
    • Ranked Writing
      • Poetry
      • Short Stories
      • Book Chapters
      • Scripts
  • Writeshare it
    • Post A Poem
    • Post A Story
    • Post A Script
    • Post A Book
      • Create A New Book
      • Add Chapter To My Book
      • Create Book For Authors
  • Contestsenter one
    • Contest Listing
    • Create A Contest
    • Vote
  • Pricingget started

Kelly2

HomeProfile

  • Contact
  • Portfolio
  • Comments
  • Become A Fan
  • Nominate
  • Give A Gift
  • Mute
ABOUT
Gender Female
Member Standard
Joined June 2016
I grew up in Michigan, moved to California where I married and had two children, then landed in Tennessee where I live today. Even though I've been here for 20 years, it's still a big adjustment for me. I'm kind of loud, boisterous, and speak my mind, which sometimes involves a lot of swearing. I'm spontaneous, half-insane, the class clown and life of the party, and I don't take crap from anyone. This doesn't fit in very well in the Bible Belt. I imported my high school boyfriend here and married him, so we could both suffer together in bliss.

I love genealogy, candle-making, writing, woodworking, logic problems, music, step aerobics, and making jewelry, but I also take care of my mom and her finances, do lawn work, all the other household chores, and then there's the various things I do to make money. Being a liberal/independent I was very involved with politics, but gave that up because it seems like a lost cause. They're all a bunch of criminals and nobody fights anymore, especially here. I want to get involved with the fight to make marijuana legal everywhere, even though I very rarely smoke. I feel as strongly about this as I do the first amendment. Harry Anslinger is the newest addition to my list of most hated people in the world, right underneath Hitler and my old boss.

I was estranged from my daughter for about 7 years and she recently moved to Tennessee from California when she developed epilepsy. She is a 34 year old carbon copy of me and together we are hysterically funny. I got a Go Pro to tape us because I'm sure we will have our own hit show someday.

Because of all the things on my plate, I have rarely written in the past twenty years. But that changed when I joined Fanstory. I am now inspired by all the supportive and talented writers there, and have made a resolution to write for at least an hour a day. Maybe two. If I could only detox myself from MahJong.
RANK


Reviewing
Write reviews to be ranked.
Review Stars
MILESTONE
31
more posts until the next milestone.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS

And Cockle Shells reached "Recognized" status.

With Silver Bells reached "Recognized" status.

Timeless Paradox reached "Recognized" status.

How Does Your Garden Grow? reached "Recognized" status.

Quite Contrary reached "Recognized" status.

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary reached "Recognized" status.

But No Monkeys reached "Recognized" status.

Pushed to Extremes reached "All Time Best" status.
FANS
6 of 22 fans View All

mbroyles2

Badger_29

Heidi M

Stephendick24

Phyllis Stewart

N.K. Wagner
FOLLOWING
43 writers View All

Jumbo J

MartinDHall

mbroyles2

TallySally

Jim Kennick

Sandra Stoner-Mitchell
 


Laugh Out Loud with a FanStory Author in Print!

A quick, delightful read packed with humor, heart, and sibling antics. If you’ve got a sister - or just love a good laugh - you’ll find these stories irresistibly relatable.

Like to laugh? Click here for info. Support a FanStory author in print!
The Construction Worker
A house won't fall if it's built on love.
Pays: 8 points. and 32 member cents
Serendipitous Chapter 9
The church's Valentines Day dinner.
Pays: 10 points. and 1.25 member dollars
Copyright © 2000 - 2025 FanStory.com. All rights reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Our privacy statement.
top
You Have No Rank
Share 4 posts to be ranked.