Cooper Watt: is feeling rudderless.


Cooper Watt: I swear to Peter, Paul, and Mary I'm moving to Costa Rica! I can't take these Canadian winters anymore. This cold weather is some serious bolshevik! Car door's frozen shut. Frack!


Cooper Watt: Misses Saturday morning cartoons and a big bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.


Cooper Watt: Snow. Why?
    shelley kaye: Snow. That's that white soft stuff that falls from the sky and covers the ground if there's enough of it, right? ;-)

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    purrfect tale: Perhaps Cooper is really Prince Charming and he's speaking of his wife, Snow White. -


Cooper Watt: I feel drained of all aspirations. No motivation, total indignation -- a castration of inspiration. It's an abomination. Help me.
    --Turtle.: I feel your pain. I haven't posted anything in soooo long. If you find a way out of the fog... -


Cooper Watt: Hi everyone, I've updated my profile picture to show-off my fancy new mustache. I'm growing it in support of prostate cancer awareness for the month of MOvember. You may donate to the cause if you like, it is a registered charity and you will receive a tax receipt. If the spirit moves you, check it out at: http : // mobro . co / CooperWatt. Peace. Coop.


Cooper Watt: I need a massage -- my back is friggin' killing me. Maybe I need a new car, or a better haircut, or maybe just a good sandwich.
    Bicpen: sorry I thought you said you needed a message... -
    Cooper Watt: A message does nothing for me, Bic. Sorry, pal.

    Back's better now anyway -- went for a run and a stretch.

    Carry on. -
    Bicpen: How about a new back... -
    Bicpen: Sorry if that caused any offence...I was just wondering how much it would actually cost in £ sterling to make your own body through buying off the internet...titanium and specialised parts nothing gruesome...I was intruged to wonder if it would actually be possible and maybe...just maybe...a little experiment with electricity to see if we could make it live... -
    Cooper Watt: It won't be long, I'm sure, until we can substitute our failing bodily parts for robotics. I'd be down for a new back -- damn straight! -
    Keronica: Hey there! I have a question. How did you get the stars to show up on on the left side of your profile?!?!?! Can you tell me how you made them? I know about "alt characters" but they never show up on Fanstory for some reason... -


Cooper Watt: I'm eating a piece of coconut cream pie right now and it's the best damn thing I've ever eaten, ever. This piece of pie has single-handedly made my entire week. No joke. Great pie.


Cooper Watt: Three weeks ago I drove my truck off the road. I was 3 kilometers deep into the forrest on an loose gravel and dirt road. Screwed the suspension, wheel, rim, axel, struts, bumber, fender, the works. Pissed me off. Anyway, three weeks later and the insurance company is still giving me the run around. What good is insurance -- which you HAVE to have -- if putting into use is such a PAIN IN THE ASS. I've been driving a little four-banger rental for three weeks and it's driving me bananas. Argh!
    Bellydanser: Part of the reason insurance companies can get away with what they do is that if you ever sue one, they only have to pay what they would have anyway. You can't sue an insurance company for damages or anything over and above. It pays them to be a pain in the ass. -
    Betty517: Congratulations on your win! Great win! Your story was awesome. Betty -


Cooper Watt: Netflix, anyone? Is it worth it? Now that Blockbuster is gonzo, I don't know how to get movies? Anyone have any ideas?
    Cooper Watt: Redbox not in Canada, Red Rider. Thanks anyway, amigo. -
    --Turtle.: I like Netflix, (my brother has it) but mostly, I support my local mom and pop video store. It costs a bit more, but they carry unique stuff so I want them to stay around. -
    Cooper Watt: Turtle! I completely agree with you, if only I had one near by. There used to be this place no more than a par four from my front door, but I moved. The independents are great because they bend the rules about release dates. Where I live now, there's nothing. Blockbuster was it. Now it's Netflix or Torrents I guess. Sucks. Pay-per-view through my cable provider is shit-ball horrible -- it's expensive and the quality is crap. I don't get it. I get HD TV, but the pay-per-view movies are not HD. Anyway, carrying on.... -
    nor84: If any of you subscribe thru dish or cable to "premium" movie channels like HBO or CineMax, those channels are now available online FOR FREE to current subscribers. I found that out when I accidentally erased the content on my DVR. -
    Aislinge: The local library. They've got in incomplete collection, but hey, you can check them out for a week for free! -


Cooper Watt: Has anyone ever had laser/lasik eye surgery? I wear contacts and I'm getting sick of 'em. Any recommendations? Advice? Horror stories?
    redrider6612: I know several people who have had it--one of them had it 15 years ago--and they all love it. -
    MissMerri: You asked earlier about who likes to play chess... Talk to Xylok. He loves chess and plays online... or off. He's close to your age too. (Does that matter?) -
    TammyGail: Choose your Doctor wisely... really
    Horror stories happen when your Dr. is a shit.. look their name up for malpractice ..experience.. -
    Cooper Watt: Hi Tammy, I was thinking about going to Mumbai or Karachi to get the surgery done. Do you have a list of qualified doctors in those cities? The rates in Pakistan for back-alley surgery are simply unbeatable. -
    TammyGail: Hahaha.... Your a trip cooper ... Here's a pretty picture for you :) -
    Cooper Watt: That is a pretty picture, but images of moving water make me have to pee. I really can't look at this for too long.... -


Cooper Watt: Has anyone ever opened their cell phone bill and gone, what the fuck?
    another jim: Not too often, maybe once a month... ;-D -


Cooper Watt: Flying from Halifax to Hamilton today. Happy to get out of town before Irene hits Nova Scotia. Good luck to all the East Coasters of Canada and the U.S.!


Cooper Watt: I ate Fish & Chips and drank Ice House Ale in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia last night. The Atlantic Coast of Nova Scotia is magnificent.


Cooper Watt: I need a new hobby. Any ideas? Aside from writing that is. I collected coins and paper money for years (still do, sort of). Then I collected beer coasters (I must have nearly 1000). Now I need something new....
    TammyGail: Canucks

    Cooper Your not going to talk to me
    And damn well if you would have paid att
    To your wall post, I told you last year I love Vancouver
    But Blackhawkâ??s are my home team you cut me like
    My ex husband
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