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ABOUT
Location Transylvania NC Gaia
Born Before the Common Era
Gender Male
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Joined August 2003

Interests
Dogs, Big cats, Art, Poetry and Love in reverse order.
To begin I must tell you that I really am from Transylvania. Next I am obliged to add that all Transylvanians are liars. My Great Grandmother, a direct descendant of the prince of darkness was the original 'Liar, Liar Pants on Fire' which gave rise to a long line of liars of whom I am but a small fragment. Indeed a long line of veracity disadvantaged genetic flaws and split personalities that has by now multiplied in a Fibonnaci series that has by now reached astronomical proportions having forever invaded the genetic make up of politicians, corporate executives and even the common man. Yes my friends, no matter who you may be, you are probably carrying her Liar gene by now the same as I do.

So I hereby introduce my selves. He is a Born Again and Again Vampire from Transylvania with Insomnia in this life which keeps him awake enough to create all the Artwork and Poetry he has published for critique and for your enjoyment, ridicule and tolerance. In previous lives he has been most notably, Vlad the Non-Inhaler, Galileos Daughter, The original Lazzo of the Comedia del Arte, Michaelangelo's seeing eye dog Attila the Hun, The Popes Elephant, Clement Marot, Marvin the Robot and an infinitesimal speck of dust composed of less then two trillion atoms, nestled in the upper left nostril of a sacred cow grazing at the moment of this writing on his farm in New Delhi, LA. Forgive his reverse psychology humor in trying to make you look at things from inside out, from left and right, turn it over and see what make it tick and strip it down and perform an autopsy just for grins. He will shake your belief system if you are wavering and show you the counterpoint without taking its side. smArtAttack is a Member of The Skeptic Society, which he joined when he was Dark Twain in the State of Misery, 'The Show Me State'. where he was brought up by wolves. Nowadays he runs with doGs, but does not wear it on his sleeve. He mostly wants to tease your funny bone while making you cry into your tears.

As for me, Art is the only thing that keeps me from saying, to hell with it all. Except for Family, Friends, Some Friendly gods, and and just love of this universe and earth and animals and people and plants and ideas and words and picture and an interminable stream of possibilities that life offers. And out of that love springs outrage over inequity, a listening ear to the quieter voice, the opposing voice, the not I voice, the one that speaks from within and without, and soars towards the heavens, above the turmoil and deadly noise of the world we find ourselves in today. Science, Math, Art, Relationships, Spirit and Play all lead to the highest forms of learning.
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