Lon Frank: Finally! My new book has been published as an online ebook. Search 'Lon Frank' at Amazon or Barns & Noble.

It's three bucks, and no, I ain't gonna loan it to you!
    Celtic~Soul: That's awesome, Lon! And long overdue. Your devoted fans--speaking from experience--are ecstatic that more people will get to read your marvelous writing. -
    IndianaIrish: If you won't lend me the book, Boyo, can I borrow three bucks? Oh, and how about buying me a Nook so I can read it? I'll let you borrow it anytime you wanna read poetry. Honest.

    Congratulations, Lon!! I can't wait to read it and spread the word. You must be so proud. I know I am. BTW ... how do I get you to autograph an ebook for me?

    WOO HOO!!!!!! -
    Lon Frank: Ah, I'm so glad I found these two comments from such devoted and obviously deranged friends. Like I always say, if it weren't for readers with no class, I wouldn't be the household name I am today. And speaking of names, Indy, you still owe me 2 bucks from our last fishing-in-the-dark trip. -
    gaelicgem: So excited for you, I know someone whose gonna be spending three bucks here pretty soon! :D -
    IndianaIrish: Will you autograph my Nook before you send it? Can I offer some suggestions of what to write? I can email them so you have them on hand. :>) -
    IndianaIrish: You must have the corner on Irish lassies...Celtic Soul, GaelicGem and IndyIrish...you got your own leprechaun lining us up for you? -
    Lon Frank: Ah, Irish lassies, I loves them all,
    Freckled or feckless, short or tall.

    So pull ye up a chair, me beauty
    And pour it down; for Irish lassies, I'll buy the next round! -
    Bellydanser: Well, la-de-da, Frank. I leave for three years and look what happens.

    Congratulations you ol' curmudgeon. :) -
    brightside1099: Great to know you've finally got one in book form and I see here at bottom of your page it's The Clown Chronicles. I remember that one well. Glad to know you're still writing. -