V-Day Ditty
Double entendre divided by half-wit93 total reviews
Comment from aryr
This was absolutely amazing, Elizabeth. You definitely had me going down a smutty road for a couple of seconds. As I read your last few words, it did make sense. Very well done, greatly enjoyed and I adored the picture.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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This was absolutely amazing, Elizabeth. You definitely had me going down a smutty road for a couple of seconds. As I read your last few words, it did make sense. Very well done, greatly enjoyed and I adored the picture.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
As a non-member, I'm limited as to sending messages--though I can read them--send me your email if you want to stay in touch--lizemerald@aol.com.
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You are so very welcome, Elizabeth. Message has been sent.
Comment from T B Botts
Hello Liz,
This was hilarious! Told in true Emerald style. I love your sense of humor. I so miss having you posting on a regular basis. I'm glad that F/S is letting you revive some of your posts. Perhaps they would consider a complimentary membership as you are one of the most popular artists on here. Just saying.
Have a blessed day gal.
Tom
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Hello Liz,
This was hilarious! Told in true Emerald style. I love your sense of humor. I so miss having you posting on a regular basis. I'm glad that F/S is letting you revive some of your posts. Perhaps they would consider a complimentary membership as you are one of the most popular artists on here. Just saying.
Have a blessed day gal.
Tom
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
It's not about the $--it's that I can't handle the time commitment to post, reply, and review on both sites--it was fortuitous that my renewal date coincided with my decision.
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I understand Liz. I find myself spending much more time here than I can justify. I'm supposed to be working on tax papers right now, but I'm doing this instead. Hope the IRS understands.
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I haven't cleaned my house in the two years I've been on site. I hadn't cleaned my house in the two years before either.
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Oh Liz, you can't imagine how much I've missed your sense of humor. Of course you may not be joking, in which case I assume you either have a maid, a boyfriend who will do whatever you ask in exchange for favors of the sexual variety, or have everything covered in a giant furniture cover that you just take outside and shake once a week. Thanks for the laugh!
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Alas, neither a maid nor a stud at my service.
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Oh my Liz, you are in a world of hurt. I'm sure if you looked hard enough, you could find both, or perhaps there is stud/maid service in the area. No doubt it might be a good business to be in. A one stop shop. You're too funny gal.
Comment from Jay Squires
Hahahahaha! Well, that answers the question, where the hell's Liz! She's dustin off an old post to let folks know she's comin' back! We've all missed you, Dear Liz.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Hahahahaha! Well, that answers the question, where the hell's Liz! She's dustin off an old post to let folks know she's comin' back! We've all missed you, Dear Liz.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Judy Lawless
Ha, ha, good one, Liz! I was wondering where this was going because it didn't really sound like your type of commentary. Great punchline. Thanks for re-sharing. I needed this morning chuckle after just reading the latest news about all the scary chaos that is happening in our country these days. Hugs.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Ha, ha, good one, Liz! I was wondering where this was going because it didn't really sound like your type of commentary. Great punchline. Thanks for re-sharing. I needed this morning chuckle after just reading the latest news about all the scary chaos that is happening in our country these days. Hugs.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
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You?re welcome, Liz. I did enjoy the read, for sure.
Comment from BethShelby
How did I ever miss this one. This is so cute. Until the very last word, it sounds as though you are talking about something else. Yes a man with a big heart would be the most ladies picks if the could see past the physical attraction. This is great.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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How did I ever miss this one. This is so cute. Until the very last word, it sounds as though you are talking about something else. Yes a man with a big heart would be the most ladies picks if the could see past the physical attraction. This is great.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Theodore McDowell
I love this one. Too funny, starting with the subtitle and running to the very end and its humorous twist that brings a smile and swell to every man's ... well you know.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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I love this one. Too funny, starting with the subtitle and running to the very end and its humorous twist that brings a smile and swell to every man's ... well you know.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from karenina
You had me guessing a whole other....attribute. LOL. great repost, just n time for the !most romantic day of the year...you know, the SUPERBOWL!!!!
(GO BENGALS!)
karenina
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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You had me guessing a whole other....attribute. LOL. great repost, just n time for the !most romantic day of the year...you know, the SUPERBOWL!!!!
(GO BENGALS!)
karenina
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
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Heh-heh...
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Hard-y, hard, hard!
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As you can see. I am still WIDE awake!!!!
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Likewise. Plus--I'm in the middle of a gripping novel--soon as I sign off, I want to read it in bed.
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The best way to relax is to go to bed with a good book....or someone who's read one!
I'd cite the source but it shows up on one million blogs!
(suffice to say I wish I'd thought of it!)
Comment from Rena Smith
Well, I appreciated that the poet didn't write vulgar language although it was understood. I think she did a good job with writing the poem because she kept it decent. We are all adults in here I hope. But, again what I enjoyed about reading this poem is the poet knew how to get her point across without writing vulgar language. She kept it presentable.
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Well, I appreciated that the poet didn't write vulgar language although it was understood. I think she did a good job with writing the poem because she kept it decent. We are all adults in here I hope. But, again what I enjoyed about reading this poem is the poet knew how to get her point across without writing vulgar language. She kept it presentable.
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 11-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
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Hey Liz, yeah, when I read or watch a movie I don't like the swearing.
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Hey Liz, yeah, when I read or watch a movie I don't like the swearing.
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What really offends me is smut and porn.
Comment from robyn corum
Bizy Lizy!
What an amazing, awesome, and fun surprise!! HUZZAH!!
Hope this means you hated your hiatus and could not live with out us!
Either way...yay!!
The post??
Absolutely Liz!
reply by the author on 10-Feb-2022
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Bizy Lizy!
What an amazing, awesome, and fun surprise!! HUZZAH!!
Hope this means you hated your hiatus and could not live with out us!
Either way...yay!!
The post??
Absolutely Liz!
Comment Written 10-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 10-Feb-2022
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Thanks!
I've been repromoting old posts--I was pleased I qualified for the revival bonus on this one, whereby fans are notified. Though I am a now standard member, the premier shield guarantees that my portfolio will never be pulled (otherwise, restoration is pending membership renewal). Therefore, though I can't post new work, I can repromote. Alas, fans won't be notified of the other repromotion.
Comment from nomi338
The extent of a loving heart far outweighs any other attribute that a man might be measured by. The capacity to show and receive love is by far one of the greatest abilities a man can be in possession of.
reply by the author on 13-Feb-2021
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The extent of a loving heart far outweighs any other attribute that a man might be measured by. The capacity to show and receive love is by far one of the greatest abilities a man can be in possession of.
Comment Written 13-Feb-2021
reply by the author on 13-Feb-2021
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
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To be sure.
