Apostrophobia
The fear of apostrophe's18 total reviews
Comment from Mistydawn
This is a very cute poem, a fun read. Very relatable. My biggest fear mistake is the darned commas. No matter how many times I read the rules I just can't get it right. Nicely done.
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
This is a very cute poem, a fun read. Very relatable. My biggest fear mistake is the darned commas. No matter how many times I read the rules I just can't get it right. Nicely done.
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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Me too. ={ Thanks dear.
Comment from beizanten
Interesting title does such fear really exist though? sorry just curious.A rather good opening stanza. Good second and third stanzas. THe rest of the poetry is pretty good, I also have doubt went to use apostrophe.
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
Interesting title does such fear really exist though? sorry just curious.A rather good opening stanza. Good second and third stanzas. THe rest of the poetry is pretty good, I also have doubt went to use apostrophe.
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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I don't think it's real except in the mind of a nervous writer. =] Thank you. Rox
Comment from Pantygynt
You should put one where you leave a letter out
as when reducing "do not" down to "don't".
But the possessive is the one to shout about.
Confused? With "Joan's" you will, and "yours" you won't
And should it go before or after S?
With plurals it will follow, but life's grim.
When singular with S is hard to guess
Is it James' or James's? Shit! It's Jim's!
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
You should put one where you leave a letter out
as when reducing "do not" down to "don't".
But the possessive is the one to shout about.
Confused? With "Joan's" you will, and "yours" you won't
And should it go before or after S?
With plurals it will follow, but life's grim.
When singular with S is hard to guess
Is it James' or James's? Shit! It's Jim's!
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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Now I have to memorize a poem! =] Thank you.
Comment from Pam (respa)
-Nice artwork and
presentation, Rox.
-I think you could widen
the topic to "grammarphobia!"
-Many times our language
does not make a lot of sense:)
-I like your poem and wit.
-You did a good job with
examples, and I love
the last line!
-Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
-Nice artwork and
presentation, Rox.
-I think you could widen
the topic to "grammarphobia!"
-Many times our language
does not make a lot of sense:)
-I like your poem and wit.
-You did a good job with
examples, and I love
the last line!
-Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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Thank you. =]
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You are welcome!
Comment from Bill Pinder
I enjoyed this humorous poem about the fear of using apostrophes incorrectly. With all the serious problems in this crazy world, I'm glad this is not a serious issue with you.
Bill
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
I enjoyed this humorous poem about the fear of using apostrophes incorrectly. With all the serious problems in this crazy world, I'm glad this is not a serious issue with you.
Bill
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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I have enough issues without this. =] Thank you. Rox
Comment from Ricky1024
This is called...
"Apostrophobia"
About when or if to use apostrophes.
This was well written rich in Theme and Imagery.
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I love to use exclamation points to emphasize my works but the apostrophe is a pain most of the time when you write out the word 'its,' it's included.
Thanks,
Doctor Ricky 1024
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
This is called...
"Apostrophobia"
About when or if to use apostrophes.
This was well written rich in Theme and Imagery.
...
I love to use exclamation points to emphasize my works but the apostrophe is a pain most of the time when you write out the word 'its,' it's included.
Thanks,
Doctor Ricky 1024
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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Thank you. =]
Comment from tfawcus
They certainly can be right little cusses! No matter how well you know the anomaly, incorrect "it's" still seems to slip through occasionally. I was always taught that the apostrophe for contraction always stands in place of the missing letter(s). Does that mean "shall not" should be written "sha'n't"?
Why does "will not" revert to the Old English "woll not" - and why isn't it, therefore, "wo'n't"?
I hope I haven't added to your Apostrophobia! LOL
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reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
They certainly can be right little cusses! No matter how well you know the anomaly, incorrect "it's" still seems to slip through occasionally. I was always taught that the apostrophe for contraction always stands in place of the missing letter(s). Does that mean "shall not" should be written "sha'n't"?
Why does "will not" revert to the Old English "woll not" - and why isn't it, therefore, "wo'n't"?
I hope I haven't added to your Apostrophobia! LOL
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Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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I had to make an appt to see my psychiatrist after reading this. =] Thanks a bunch. =] Rox
Comment from royowen
I must admit I don't struggle with apostrophes, but sometimes the spellchecker does it anyway, but I can see you have one you haven't done, nicely written, dear Rox, blessings, Roy
Typo : you wish you Handn(')t
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reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
I must admit I don't struggle with apostrophes, but sometimes the spellchecker does it anyway, but I can see you have one you haven't done, nicely written, dear Rox, blessings, Roy
Typo : you wish you Handn(')t
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Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
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Thank you sir. =]
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Well done