He Thought I'd Be a Pushover
Our affair went dung-hill quickly. (50 words)19 total reviews
Comment from Mystic Angel 7777
NOW using a scarab is pretty darn inventive and gutsy. This is well penned and executed brilliantly. Well done and thank you very much for sharing it.
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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NOW using a scarab is pretty darn inventive and gutsy. This is well penned and executed brilliantly. Well done and thank you very much for sharing it.
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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Thanks for your comments. I never judge a guy by his profession, but this little fellow never washed his feet.
Comment from Alex Rosel
You're on a roll with these boyfriends {winks}. I guess if you ever ordered a Chinese takeaway he'd always choose a number two...
Been there, dung that. -- Ha, ha!
Another enjoyable read!
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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You're on a roll with these boyfriends {winks}. I guess if you ever ordered a Chinese takeaway he'd always choose a number two...
Been there, dung that. -- Ha, ha!
Another enjoyable read!
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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Oh that's funny - everything would be a number two. Even if it was particularly scrummy he'd probably still say it tasted like crap.
Comment from Patty Palmer
LOL! Well, you've dung it again! This guy would do best staying downwind when others are around or he may end up being just another piece of dust in the wind! Could you imagine giving birth to your little maggots in a Poop Hospital? Oh well, he can knock off the crap! He's gone to the big crapper in the sky@
Patty
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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LOL! Well, you've dung it again! This guy would do best staying downwind when others are around or he may end up being just another piece of dust in the wind! Could you imagine giving birth to your little maggots in a Poop Hospital? Oh well, he can knock off the crap! He's gone to the big crapper in the sky@
Patty
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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Eeerrrrkkk!! The thought of giving birth to maggots is gross!
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LOL
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
I loved this one Lisa! I laughed so much! What an inventive write and of course this little creature is so industrious! I love those beetles, they are harmless and fascinating to watch, love Dolly x
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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I loved this one Lisa! I laughed so much! What an inventive write and of course this little creature is so industrious! I love those beetles, they are harmless and fascinating to watch, love Dolly x
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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They are so useful. We have a few varieties here in NZ, clearing pastures.
Comment from Hitcher
A humerus little slice of stinky romance friend. The humble dung beetle wooing the ladies with his industrial ingenuity and rolling skills ha, ha. Dung Hill would be the Hilton would it not...
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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A humerus little slice of stinky romance friend. The humble dung beetle wooing the ladies with his industrial ingenuity and rolling skills ha, ha. Dung Hill would be the Hilton would it not...
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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Thanks for reviewing. These little guys have an admirable worth ethic.
Comment from CrystieCookie999
'Crappy moods' oh...my...gosh...and I bet he kept you up past midnight listening to teeny-tiny records of the Beatles. Sounds like he was used to first grade humor...and his taste for fashion only ran to dungarees. Chuckled once, twice, and came dung-erously close to a third time! These bug-friend, er boyfriend pieces are still fresh and funny.
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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'Crappy moods' oh...my...gosh...and I bet he kept you up past midnight listening to teeny-tiny records of the Beatles. Sounds like he was used to first grade humor...and his taste for fashion only ran to dungarees. Chuckled once, twice, and came dung-erously close to a third time! These bug-friend, er boyfriend pieces are still fresh and funny.
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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I like your dungarees contribution.
Thanks for your fun review.
Comment from JudyE
It's amazing seeing these going backwards, rolling up their balls of dung (so to speak). I have some scarab beetles made of a blue material. They hand them out almost like lollies in Luxor.
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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It's amazing seeing these going backwards, rolling up their balls of dung (so to speak). I have some scarab beetles made of a blue material. They hand them out almost like lollies in Luxor.
Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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As long as you don't eat them like lollies!
Thanks for your review.
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
This is surprisingly good, considering it's about a dung beetle...yuk! I wonder what attracted you to him in the first place. Could NOT have been his cologne, or what he fed you on your first date. LOL!
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reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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This is surprisingly good, considering it's about a dung beetle...yuk! I wonder what attracted you to him in the first place. Could NOT have been his cologne, or what he fed you on your first date. LOL!
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Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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I admire hard workers - he wasn't afraid of getting his hands dirty.
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LOL! True. :)
Comment from lyenochka
Aw, and I would have thought he was even tempered and just likes collecting and eating crap. I guess that could put someone in a crappy mood! Another fun one!
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reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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Aw, and I would have thought he was even tempered and just likes collecting and eating crap. I guess that could put someone in a crappy mood! Another fun one!
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Comment Written 22-Oct-2019
reply by the author on 22-Oct-2019
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They are admirable little creatures - very useful for tidying up cow pastures.
