A Bull's Greatest Fear
5-7-5 Hilarious Animal Twistarino11 total reviews
Comment from Bill Schott
This witty, animal 5-7-5, A Bull's Greatest Fear, does a quick turn around and suggests that someone is NOT hung like a Bill. Like a Bill.
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This witty, animal 5-7-5, A Bull's Greatest Fear, does a quick turn around and suggests that someone is NOT hung like a Bill. Like a Bill.
Comment Written 05-May-2018
Comment from Artasylum
Love your image and your goofy point of view. He is probably okay with his person. Good to see a humor contest on the site. thanks for posting. looking forward. yours, diana
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Love your image and your goofy point of view. He is probably okay with his person. Good to see a humor contest on the site. thanks for posting. looking forward. yours, diana
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Thanks, Diana
I'm always pleased to see some humour here too. Glad you liked this. :))
Comment from poetwatch
That's a lot of bull. :) You made me laugh. Sometimes I don't know where the lines come from but once in a while they sing with laughter. This is a good entry for the Witty animal 5-7-5.
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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That's a lot of bull. :) You made me laugh. Sometimes I don't know where the lines come from but once in a while they sing with laughter. This is a good entry for the Witty animal 5-7-5.
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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I'm thrilled you got a laugh out of this. You made my day. Thanks so much and for all the stars. I'm for sure a winner now. :))
Comment from kathleenspalding
Hahaha! What a load of bull, LOL! Cute and funny five - seven - five certainly fulfills the prompt. Good luck in the contest!
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Hahaha! What a load of bull, LOL! Cute and funny five - seven - five certainly fulfills the prompt. Good luck in the contest!
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Hi, Kathleen
I'm so pleased you liked and LOVED your hilarious response. LOL Thanks so much. :))
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You're welcome :-D
Comment from Mastery
Very well done, author. Clever and your wit shines brightly with this 5-7-5. I wish you the best of luck with the contest. (Jus curious..Is he last word correct? "Thou"
Do you mean "though?" Take care Bob
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Very well done, author. Clever and your wit shines brightly with this 5-7-5. I wish you the best of luck with the contest. (Jus curious..Is he last word correct? "Thou"
Do you mean "though?" Take care Bob
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Oh yeah, jeesh. Great catch, I sure did. I went with "tho". But that's what I meant. "Thou"? I'm surprised no one caught that. HAHAHA! Thanks a million. Glad you liked it. I have a much BETTER chance now. :))
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:) Bob
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:) Bob
Comment from RodG
Although this poem mocks my gender, it IS witty and about an animal, so it satisfies the prompt requirements. You also got my vote. Good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Although this poem mocks my gender, it IS witty and about an animal, so it satisfies the prompt requirements. You also got my vote. Good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Well, not US of course, Rod. LOL Hey, thanks a million. I'll cross my fingers. :))
Comment from Brett Matthew West
For a bull that would be a very serious, and dejecting, unfortunate situation. So much for that bull's "tough moo-er's" reputation. Should make an interesting entry into this contest.
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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For a bull that would be a very serious, and dejecting, unfortunate situation. So much for that bull's "tough moo-er's" reputation. Should make an interesting entry into this contest.
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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HAHAHA! Something tells me I'm glad you didn't enter. Thanks so much. :))
Comment from Sharon Haiste
I think this is a good entry for the 'Witty Animal 5-7-5' writing prompt.
Your short verse is funny.
Well done and good luck to you with the competition.
Sharon
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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I think this is a good entry for the 'Witty Animal 5-7-5' writing prompt.
Your short verse is funny.
Well done and good luck to you with the competition.
Sharon
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Thanks, Sharon, so pleased you found it amusing. :))
Comment from Harry Smith
This is a good 5-7-5 animal contest entry that has a prefect picture to accompany and it is full of imagery. The reader really enjoyed the read.
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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This is a good 5-7-5 animal contest entry that has a prefect picture to accompany and it is full of imagery. The reader really enjoyed the read.
Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Glad you enjoyed, Harry. Thanks a bunch. :))
Comment from Gloria ....
Ha, too hilarious author specially the bob-tailed ending. Hung like a human is I guess not exactly what turns a bull on and might tend to make him cranky if anyone brought it to his attention.
Excellent job and best wishes to you in the contest.
Gloria
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reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Ha, too hilarious author specially the bob-tailed ending. Hung like a human is I guess not exactly what turns a bull on and might tend to make him cranky if anyone brought it to his attention.
Excellent job and best wishes to you in the contest.
Gloria
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Comment Written 26-Apr-2018
reply by the author on 26-Apr-2018
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Yep, you've got it, Gloria. The bulls with great personalities or sweet dispositions just don't get the same kind of play as the bull's bull. Glad you got a laugh. Tough competition, so I'll cross my fingers. Thanks a million. :))
