Comment from nomi338

Excellent

This sounds like my kind of guy. His cost must be pretty high, I highly doubt that I could afford his services. Since I don't even own a bird, I guess I will just pass on hiring this expert Bird Whisperer and let guys like you have at him.

 Comment Written 14-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 15-Apr-2018

He has a payment plan.

Comment from jenintorre

Excellent

Hi there Bill
Well you definately nailed it with this one. Just my kind of poem, lighthearted, funny and very well written. Nice picture. Doesn't look much like a parakeet. Cheers Jen.

 Comment Written 14-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 14-Apr-2018

Thanks, Jen. I hope it?s a man in a costume.

Comment from brenda faye curtis

Exceptional

Now this is a poem I love! I read it out loud to the folks here at the library, and everyone thought it was great. I discovered it's easy to read aloud because the rhythm is perfect.
I'll not criticize your poem, 'cause I don't want your bird to hook a toe tag to me! :)

 Comment Written 14-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 14-Apr-2018

Thank you, Brenda, for the encouraging review. Bill

reply by brenda faye curtis on 14-Apr-2018

You're welcome, my friend.

Comment from lyenochka

Excellent

Lol. Um. So how much does he charge? And does it require drinking lots of alchohol before you witness your little parakeet do all those amazing feats? Hope no one actually calls that number...

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 14-Apr-2018

You KNOW they will.

Comment from frogbook

Excellent

HAhahaha. I would love to see a number of those things done!! Great imaginative piece here with everything a parakeet owner could want.

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thanks, FB

Comment from judiverse

Excellent

Fun, fun! Very creative to think of a Bird Whisperer. Remember Birds' Lives Matter. I love your list of what Dan can have the birds doing. Lots of luck with most of his advertising claims. Excellent rhymes, very jaunty. I suspect Dan is going to be reported for false advertising. I mean, what can you expect from a parakeet? judi

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thanks, Judi

Comment from damommy

Excellent

How in the world does Dan do that? Scare them into doing all those things?

If any of your birds begin to quote Shakespeare, call me. lol

Love the light-hearted feel to this and the good rhyme. Delightful to read.

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thanks, da

Comment from BeasPeas

Excellent

Excellent, Bill. Actually there are "bird whisperers." I have known a few. Takes a special talent, but the birds calm right down and "perform" beautifully. Some "whisperers" just have the knack. A very good poem. Marilyn

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thanks, Marilyn

Comment from Kerry Foley Robinson

Excellent

lol, This is terrific, Bill, I love the humor you incorporate into your poem with a fun and uplifting rhyme. It's nice to start my day laughing, lol ~Kerry

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thanks, Kerry

reply by Kerry Foley Robinson on 15-Apr-2018

Welcome.

Comment from karenina

Excellent

Too cute! Love the "A to Zoo" reference! Your whimsy and farce makes fun of those 2A M infomercials as well! You are trying a lot of traction from you these parakeets!

Karenina

 Comment Written 13-Apr-2018

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reply by the author on 13-Apr-2018

Thank you, Karenina

reply by karenina on 13-Apr-2018

Anytime!