Beauty in the Norm
How do I begin when the beginning is ...37 total reviews
Comment from rama devi
Ha ha ha. The notes are as satirical as the post, which meets this unusual contest's directives quite well. It's VERY BAD writing--brilliantly achieved. You did well with the run on the the word play. I would add in some misspellings more too...
Good luck!
Warmly, rd
reply by the author on 03-Oct-2017
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Ha ha ha. The notes are as satirical as the post, which meets this unusual contest's directives quite well. It's VERY BAD writing--brilliantly achieved. You did well with the run on the the word play. I would add in some misspellings more too...
Good luck!
Warmly, rd
Comment Written 30-Sep-2017
reply by the author on 03-Oct-2017
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Ahh ... hmm, maybe I'll misspell something. Good idea. This was too much fun. You'll remember when EVERYTHING I wrote was like this, yes? Thanks for curing me. :)) mike
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Hee hee :-))))))
Comment from c_lucas
Looking forward to reviewing your forth-coming work. A message to Norm: "You're screwed and tattooed. Obvious, according to the poem, you were at the train station when your ship came in. LOL
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Looking forward to reviewing your forth-coming work. A message to Norm: "You're screwed and tattooed. Obvious, according to the poem, you were at the train station when your ship came in. LOL
Comment Written 30-Sep-2017
Comment from pbomar1115
Norm has a problem which is not compatible to what the norm sees as good. Therefore, people look at Norm as a problem. However, since Norm knows he is ugly, then begrudgingly or happily, he embraces the social position.
Phillip
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Norm has a problem which is not compatible to what the norm sees as good. Therefore, people look at Norm as a problem. However, since Norm knows he is ugly, then begrudgingly or happily, he embraces the social position.
Phillip
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from RoDanni
Yeah, this is pretty bad. Awful! LOL
How am I going to come up with 150 words to tell you how very very bad this is? i'm glad that was the idea...LOL "uglier than a snake's asshole seen through a kaleidoscope." where did you even come up with THAT? ok, i quit. hope you win!
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Yeah, this is pretty bad. Awful! LOL
How am I going to come up with 150 words to tell you how very very bad this is? i'm glad that was the idea...LOL "uglier than a snake's asshole seen through a kaleidoscope." where did you even come up with THAT? ok, i quit. hope you win!
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from EverInParadise
Good one. Run on and on and on sentence about Norm the Non-normal. This contest is quite a challenge. If you find an agent for this, please be sure and let me know who, so I can . . . . . Good luck.
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Good one. Run on and on and on sentence about Norm the Non-normal. This contest is quite a challenge. If you find an agent for this, please be sure and let me know who, so I can . . . . . Good luck.
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from Sandra Stoner-Mitchell
LOL! That was brilliant, I love it! How bad can it be but also put a smile on the face of the reader? This is an excellent contest entry, it's not the norm, but quite normal for many unnormal people, LOL. Good luck! :) Sandra xxx
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LOL! That was brilliant, I love it! How bad can it be but also put a smile on the face of the reader? This is an excellent contest entry, it's not the norm, but quite normal for many unnormal people, LOL. Good luck! :) Sandra xxx
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from F. Wehr3
Sign me up for this trilogy, lol! Nicely done and funny! I wish you the best of luck in the contest. I think this one should do well.
Take care,
Russell
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Sign me up for this trilogy, lol! Nicely done and funny! I wish you the best of luck in the contest. I think this one should do well.
Take care,
Russell
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from doggymad
Congratulations, you have made absolutely sure that this reader will not even attempt to read your book.
This was hilarious and a great entry for what seemed quite a difficult contest.
Best of luck
hugs
Freda
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Congratulations, you have made absolutely sure that this reader will not even attempt to read your book.
This was hilarious and a great entry for what seemed quite a difficult contest.
Best of luck
hugs
Freda
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
Comment from apky
Ha! You nailed it, writer. I love Norm, I hate norm.
And beauty norm? Yepp, the arse end of - well you know.
Is Kim or JLo's arse beautiful? In the Age of Enlightenment,
they called this type of posterior "Hottentot posterior".
Such Hottentots' backsides were part of the travelling circus
for people to come and ogle at...
reply by the author on 03-Oct-2017
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Ha! You nailed it, writer. I love Norm, I hate norm.
And beauty norm? Yepp, the arse end of - well you know.
Is Kim or JLo's arse beautiful? In the Age of Enlightenment,
they called this type of posterior "Hottentot posterior".
Such Hottentots' backsides were part of the travelling circus
for people to come and ogle at...
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
reply by the author on 03-Oct-2017
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JLo, I can handle ... Kim is starting to get a bit too scary. HA! You're review is quite a bit more entertaining than my piece. But, it's not entered, so I'm good to go. What a super review. I can't stop smiling. Thanks a trillion. mike :))
Comment from JDRBAR
If the purpose was to pray no one would ever want to read your work beyond this sentence, you may well have succeeded. Although, I do find it a clever play with the 'norm'.
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If the purpose was to pray no one would ever want to read your work beyond this sentence, you may well have succeeded. Although, I do find it a clever play with the 'norm'.
Comment Written 29-Sep-2017
