Your Laugh of the Day
An E-mail I recieved28 total reviews
Comment from EMB
Wow. Is this seriously a literal translation? Very sexual through and through. That's what got me. Makes me think that someone meant to write it this way. :)
reply by the author on 02-Mar-2014
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Wow. Is this seriously a literal translation? Very sexual through and through. That's what got me. Makes me think that someone meant to write it this way. :)
Comment Written 02-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 02-Mar-2014
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I can not verify the authenticity, but if it is a put on, then I would like to meet the writer. It came by email from my sister, who bought into it 100%. I had a great laugh and wanted to share.
How are you doing?
Comment from GWHARGIS
Wow, intercourse in the lobby. Imagine what happens when the bell hop takes your bags to the room. This was very funny and I'll bet people with more money than sense will book a room just to see if it was a literal translation. LOL. thanks for posting. Just the laugh I needed to get going this morning.
reply by the author on 09-Feb-2014
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Wow, intercourse in the lobby. Imagine what happens when the bell hop takes your bags to the room. This was very funny and I'll bet people with more money than sense will book a room just to see if it was a literal translation. LOL. thanks for posting. Just the laugh I needed to get going this morning.
Comment Written 09-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 09-Feb-2014
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Too funny not to share.
Comment from Cumbrianlass
HAHA! Brilliant. With your permission, I'd like to copy this and send it to a friend who I just know will love it!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
Av
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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HAHA! Brilliant. With your permission, I'd like to copy this and send it to a friend who I just know will love it!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
Av
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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What permission? I didn't write it, just got it in E-mail--public domain.
Any news on the surgery?
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Yes! It's on the 14th Feb. Day surgery, with two or three days rest after that. Looking good. I have other stuff to tell you though *sigh*. I'll email you in the week. Got family here tomorrow.
It's bloody snowing again.
xx
Comment from lancellot
Thank you for sharing this one with us. It is funny and I can totally see how things translated between different languages can come out wrong. Great post.
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Thank you for sharing this one with us. It is funny and I can totally see how things translated between different languages can come out wrong. Great post.
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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It struck me as so funny I had to share.
Comment from DALLAS01
Ha ha. This is priceless. Every line funnier than the last. I have to print this one out and save it for a day when I need a boost. Thanks for sharing. Have a good Sunday.
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Ha ha. This is priceless. Every line funnier than the last. I have to print this one out and save it for a day when I need a boost. Thanks for sharing. Have a good Sunday.
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Had to share--too funny.
Comment from jmdg1954
Ironic how if you translate word for word what ends up on the paper. It's a matter of how one reads it, although some of this stuff was downright hysterical when I read it.
Okay, now off to work I go... John
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Ironic how if you translate word for word what ends up on the paper. It's a matter of how one reads it, although some of this stuff was downright hysterical when I read it.
Okay, now off to work I go... John
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Well I can see how squashed blouses came from pressing clothes... It was just too funny not to share.
Comment from closetpoetjester
Oh a definite GEE UP mate. Too many sordid details here to go through but remind me NOT to head to Bejing any time soon.
I found this thoroughly amusing but this could not possibly be for real. If there were a few lines sure...but the whole thing? Nup, not buyin' it. Still, I don't wanna go to Bejing and find out. Great post. Pity YOU didn't think all this up.
Cheers P
PS Beware of anything online that looks authentic...usually it ain't! LMAO Remember, the ones who are just trying to sell genuine wares don't need all the froth and bubble or to shmooze you with too much smoothly constructed bullshit accompanied by glossy references. I often find the dodgier it looks, the more legitimate it is. Go figure. The bullshitters HAVE to get your money so they work a lot harder.
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Oh a definite GEE UP mate. Too many sordid details here to go through but remind me NOT to head to Bejing any time soon.
I found this thoroughly amusing but this could not possibly be for real. If there were a few lines sure...but the whole thing? Nup, not buyin' it. Still, I don't wanna go to Bejing and find out. Great post. Pity YOU didn't think all this up.
Cheers P
PS Beware of anything online that looks authentic...usually it ain't! LMAO Remember, the ones who are just trying to sell genuine wares don't need all the froth and bubble or to shmooze you with too much smoothly constructed bullshit accompanied by glossy references. I often find the dodgier it looks, the more legitimate it is. Go figure. The bullshitters HAVE to get your money so they work a lot harder.
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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It doesn't matter true or not, it was just too funny. If it is a prankster, I'd love to meet this imaginative writer.
I've had my share of Nairobi scammers...I'm a born cynic, hard to prey on.
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LMAO I agree. It was STILL friggin hilarious.
Hey, maybe this writer is on FS. haha
Cheers...
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Is, it can only be Capn Jack.
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LOL Yeah probably.
Comment from mfowler
Thanks for sharing this truly dreadful, but hilarious email. You should make a few people laugh out loud at this.
feel pleasure in passing water.: at its best when challenged to find a loo, or when you are old.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests: I hope he's not too fussy.
pleased to accept adultery: sounds like most western cultures
available in the evenings to put down your children: useful if he/she is a little monster
excellent facilities for your private parts: fresh underclothes available; cool.
the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her: given the opportunity, I would insist on starch in my shorts
You will struggle to forget it: if all promised, is delivered on, I believe it would be impossible to forget.
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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Thanks for sharing this truly dreadful, but hilarious email. You should make a few people laugh out loud at this.
feel pleasure in passing water.: at its best when challenged to find a loo, or when you are old.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests: I hope he's not too fussy.
pleased to accept adultery: sounds like most western cultures
available in the evenings to put down your children: useful if he/she is a little monster
excellent facilities for your private parts: fresh underclothes available; cool.
the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her: given the opportunity, I would insist on starch in my shorts
You will struggle to forget it: if all promised, is delivered on, I believe it would be impossible to forget.
Comment Written 08-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 08-Feb-2014
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I thought this was such a hoot I had to pass it on.
Comment from MoIronE13
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
** I sure he does...LOL
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
**with the manager, right??
We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
** maybe they can watch..
Please take advantage of her.
**is tip included??
Thanks for a great humorous laugh too..
Awesome stuff..
reply by the author on 07-Feb-2014
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He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
** I sure he does...LOL
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
**with the manager, right??
We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
** maybe they can watch..
Please take advantage of her.
**is tip included??
Thanks for a great humorous laugh too..
Awesome stuff..
Comment Written 07-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 07-Feb-2014
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When I read my AM E-mail I spilled coffee everywhere. It was my pleasure to pass on some laughs.
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it was good..
Comment from w.j.debi
Translations from one language to another can be so funny and this one is hysterical. It just proves that literal dictionary translation is a far cry from actual use. It is wise to pay the money for a native speaker to proof read. I don't think I'll be staying at that hotel. Thanks for sharing. You made my day.
reply by the author on 07-Feb-2014
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Translations from one language to another can be so funny and this one is hysterical. It just proves that literal dictionary translation is a far cry from actual use. It is wise to pay the money for a native speaker to proof read. I don't think I'll be staying at that hotel. Thanks for sharing. You made my day.
Comment Written 07-Feb-2014
reply by the author on 07-Feb-2014
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It made mine too. Just had to share it.
