I Gotta Believe
Just some random thoughts in random order.48 total reviews
Comment from KiwiGal
I believe that you are an entertainer - pure and simple. It is a jolly good thing that you write; that means we can go back and giggle and savour some classic Hump sayings and marvel at what your brain releases in a burst of funny collections of words which only belong to you.
You make me happy to be human and am able to read. As soon as I get some 6s, I'll go back and up my rating....
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I believe that you are an entertainer - pure and simple. It is a jolly good thing that you write; that means we can go back and giggle and savour some classic Hump sayings and marvel at what your brain releases in a burst of funny collections of words which only belong to you.
You make me happy to be human and am able to read. As soon as I get some 6s, I'll go back and up my rating....
Comment Written 17-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Heidi. Someone once told me that a writer has to entertain or he's only talking to himself. That someone was John Steinbeck...and I'm full of corn doodles. I'm glad you enjoy, Heidi, and I hope that while you are on hiatus you'll be able to conjure a few giggles from your memory. Looking forward to your return. Kee ora, Lee
Comment from Flowerangel71
I believe I agree with most of what u said. Except I rather use warm water for my shower. This was a great funny write. Which I enjoyed with my daughters.
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I believe I agree with most of what u said. Except I rather use warm water for my shower. This was a great funny write. Which I enjoyed with my daughters.
Comment Written 17-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Flower. I hope your daughters approved. Peace, Lee
Comment from judy corcoran
love the random 'i believes' lol
my favourites amongst favourites
'I believe my mirror keeps getting older.'
'I believe computer dating would appeal to me more if my penis fit a USB port.' - an extra lol here
'I believe the middle finger has other uses.'
i have missed your writes lee
when i first joined this site i didn't add too many people to my list to follow, as i didn't want my message box overloaded
now i'm more au fait with the site i am trying to remember who i enjoyed reading in order to start adding them - lol you are one.... a round-about way of explaining why i am about to become a fan of yours after all this time
:)
love judy
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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love the random 'i believes' lol
my favourites amongst favourites
'I believe my mirror keeps getting older.'
'I believe computer dating would appeal to me more if my penis fit a USB port.' - an extra lol here
'I believe the middle finger has other uses.'
i have missed your writes lee
when i first joined this site i didn't add too many people to my list to follow, as i didn't want my message box overloaded
now i'm more au fait with the site i am trying to remember who i enjoyed reading in order to start adding them - lol you are one.... a round-about way of explaining why i am about to become a fan of yours after all this time
:)
love judy
Comment Written 17-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Judy, thank you. I always enjoy when you stop by. I'm glad I could give you a giggle. Peace, Lee
Comment from HalfHoff
I believe I spent my 6'ers in error and/or in haste -- cause this is a classic. I promise to quote all shamelessly at every opportunity. You might want to space down your write about 16-20 from the top, so it isn't fighting with the the picture on the right side ... ? It just might make a hill of cool beans. Lea Ann
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I believe I spent my 6'ers in error and/or in haste -- cause this is a classic. I promise to quote all shamelessly at every opportunity. You might want to space down your write about 16-20 from the top, so it isn't fighting with the the picture on the right side ... ? It just might make a hill of cool beans. Lea Ann
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Lea Ann. I post these 'I Believe' lists every once in a while. I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Peace, Hill of Beans
Comment from Connie P
I love this so much, I believe I'll give it 6 stars. You have some excellent point of which I can agree (at least mostly). I would be a little harder on the politicians and keep the Star Spangle Banner as is.
Connie
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I love this so much, I believe I'll give it 6 stars. You have some excellent point of which I can agree (at least mostly). I would be a little harder on the politicians and keep the Star Spangle Banner as is.
Connie
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Connie. I'm so glad you liked my little litany of rants. I agree with you about politicians, but the anthem still feels wrong to me. Hey, but this is America. They you again. Peace, Lee
Comment from Galactia
LOL I read this and i was left speechless.
There is some lines that poke truth and I had to lough of ho you phrased them.
I believe my mirror keeps getting older. the blody thing always shows a smudgy image.
I believe Washington D.C. gives recycling a bad name.
I believe George Washington would take one look at his monument and say, "WTF?"
believe reviewing based purely on payout is petty prostitution.
I believe Kleenex should change its name to God Bless, America.
I believe the middle finger has other uses.:)
and less chances getting stuck in the wrong hole.
Regards
Galactia
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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LOL I read this and i was left speechless.
There is some lines that poke truth and I had to lough of ho you phrased them.
I believe my mirror keeps getting older. the blody thing always shows a smudgy image.
I believe Washington D.C. gives recycling a bad name.
I believe George Washington would take one look at his monument and say, "WTF?"
believe reviewing based purely on payout is petty prostitution.
I believe Kleenex should change its name to God Bless, America.
I believe the middle finger has other uses.:)
and less chances getting stuck in the wrong hole.
Regards
Galactia
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Galactia, I'm delighted you enjoyed my list. I post these from time to time. And, there are no wrong holes. Peace, Lee
Comment from Helen Tan
Lee, I believe there are few on this site who can write like you, and I know there are fewer who can make me laugh the way you do. I believe you're a genius and I look forward to your company when and if we pass Saint Peter's "quality control" one day. Keep believing what you believe in! ;D
I believe I'll probably have to bribe Saint Peter.
I think you and I will be in the same queue on this one. I hope he prefers my packaging to yours ;D
I believe Cub Scouts without nuts are just Brownies.
Lee - LOOOOOOVE this one and now I have coffee spluttered all over my iMAC screen!
I believe Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and George Clooney never had a three-way.
With each other - NO WAY. See, I believe I have George Clooney by my side 24/7 and we're nowhere near Rosie or Roseanne. No, he's safe with his "Oriental Rose" here (though he's a bit "drained" from what I put him through)
I believe writing just for rankings is petty impersonation.
I believe reviewing based purely on payout is petty prostitution.
I believe I'm not guilty of any of these points so I should stand in your "good books".
I believe the middle finger has other uses.
Ooooo ... very suggestive, says Helen Tan as I dig my no.., you were referring to that right? No? ;D
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Lee, I believe there are few on this site who can write like you, and I know there are fewer who can make me laugh the way you do. I believe you're a genius and I look forward to your company when and if we pass Saint Peter's "quality control" one day. Keep believing what you believe in! ;D
I believe I'll probably have to bribe Saint Peter.
I think you and I will be in the same queue on this one. I hope he prefers my packaging to yours ;D
I believe Cub Scouts without nuts are just Brownies.
Lee - LOOOOOOVE this one and now I have coffee spluttered all over my iMAC screen!
I believe Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and George Clooney never had a three-way.
With each other - NO WAY. See, I believe I have George Clooney by my side 24/7 and we're nowhere near Rosie or Roseanne. No, he's safe with his "Oriental Rose" here (though he's a bit "drained" from what I put him through)
I believe writing just for rankings is petty impersonation.
I believe reviewing based purely on payout is petty prostitution.
I believe I'm not guilty of any of these points so I should stand in your "good books".
I believe the middle finger has other uses.
Ooooo ... very suggestive, says Helen Tan as I dig my no.., you were referring to that right? No? ;D
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Ah, Helen, you have cracked me up. Maybe we can get Saint Peter to give us a package deal on the bribe.
George Clooney and his Oriental Rose? Now I do believe I'm jealous!
Helen, your reviews are among the most thoughtful, and you read me---you are safe from my wrath.
As for the middle finger, yes, that's exactly what I was lovingly referring to.
Thank you again, Helen. You made my morning...and maybe my afternoon, too.
Peace, Lee
Comment from bhogg
Man - I don't believe it. I used to think you were crazy. Now I think you are totally sane. I enjoyed this one. Regards, Bill
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Man - I don't believe it. I used to think you were crazy. Now I think you are totally sane. I enjoyed this one. Regards, Bill
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Hey, Bill, thank you. Maybe the only difference between crazy and sane is which side of the bed you crawled out of. Thanks, friend. Peace, Lee
Comment from Cumbrianlass
I believe this was quite fun, Lee. I had a good time reading all about your beliefs, and learned a lot. I've made some comments. As is my wont.
Av :o)
I believe poets are o'erly fond of contractions. - unlike pregnant women.
I believe George Washington would take one look at his monument and say, "WTF?" - I agree.
I believe Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and George Clooney never had a three-way. - I just threw up thinking about that.
I believe computer dating would appeal to me more if my penis fit a USB port. - actually, they've just come out with... never mind. I"ll send you the 'link'.
I believe if men wore short skirts, women would giggle all-the-doh-dah-day. - Ever been to Scotland? Och, it's a grand place. 'Specially on a windy day.
I believe a cold shower is next to Godliness. - Ever been to Scotland on a windy day?
I believe the middle finger has other uses. - I've had one installed in my car window. I just push a button...
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I believe this was quite fun, Lee. I had a good time reading all about your beliefs, and learned a lot. I've made some comments. As is my wont.
Av :o)
I believe poets are o'erly fond of contractions. - unlike pregnant women.
I believe George Washington would take one look at his monument and say, "WTF?" - I agree.
I believe Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and George Clooney never had a three-way. - I just threw up thinking about that.
I believe computer dating would appeal to me more if my penis fit a USB port. - actually, they've just come out with... never mind. I"ll send you the 'link'.
I believe if men wore short skirts, women would giggle all-the-doh-dah-day. - Ever been to Scotland? Och, it's a grand place. 'Specially on a windy day.
I believe a cold shower is next to Godliness. - Ever been to Scotland on a windy day?
I believe the middle finger has other uses. - I've had one installed in my car window. I just push a button...
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Oh, I think contractions give a pregnant woman second thoughts.(Oh, remind me to use that one)
Now you've cracked me up with vomiting all over George Clooney.
Link? Av, you are on roll!
So, ye like the highland lads during a gale, eh?
The highway salute is only the second best use of the middle finger.
Thanks, Av. I'm glad you had fun. Peace, Lee
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You usually manage to make me smile, sir. x
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Aw, that's what all the ladies say. Right.
Comment from psalmist
I felt like bursting out in singing "I Believe". First of all, as a poet, should I be offended about the contraction thing? I totally agree with you about the national anthem and the many recycled politicians. I don't believe in visitations and viewing dead bodies in caskets, so I'm donating my body to a medical school. In my mind, nobody looks "natural" when they're dead.
Thanks for sharing all these "deep and thought-provoking ideas". I laughed the whole way through. Linda
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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I felt like bursting out in singing "I Believe". First of all, as a poet, should I be offended about the contraction thing? I totally agree with you about the national anthem and the many recycled politicians. I don't believe in visitations and viewing dead bodies in caskets, so I'm donating my body to a medical school. In my mind, nobody looks "natural" when they're dead.
Thanks for sharing all these "deep and thought-provoking ideas". I laughed the whole way through. Linda
Comment Written 16-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2012
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Thank you, Linda. I'm thinking 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame' for the national anthem---from April to October we'll be killing two birds with one stone. I destest 'viewings', too. Loved ones should not be subjected to 'natural'.
I'm glad you got a chuckle. Peace, Lee
