Disgusting American Girl
A Sequel to Disgusting American Male28 total reviews
Comment from Hitcher
I think if I woke up next to that my friend, I Would Die! ha ha, sorry still laughing, Classic! You out did yourself here Curt, writing from a woman's point of view can't be easy but you had a damned good ole time doing just that. You are a funny man Curt, and I like your style, well done!
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2010
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I think if I woke up next to that my friend, I Would Die! ha ha, sorry still laughing, Classic! You out did yourself here Curt, writing from a woman's point of view can't be easy but you had a damned good ole time doing just that. You are a funny man Curt, and I like your style, well done!
Comment Written 20-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2010
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Thanks Hitch!
I hope you are ready for the flip side, cause it's on page one.
Take care buddy,
Curt
Comment from fictionwriter
Now this girl and the disgusting guy should get together. I think that's a match made in heaven. They'd never have to go out of the house. Great job.
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2010
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Now this girl and the disgusting guy should get together. I think that's a match made in heaven. They'd never have to go out of the house. Great job.
Comment Written 20-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 20-Feb-2010
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And who would want them to? (lol)
Thanks Joy!
Curt,
Comment from winsome
congratulations you did it again. The illustration alone is hilarious. Then you start reading the poem and your sides split with laughter. Bravo
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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congratulations you did it again. The illustration alone is hilarious. Then you start reading the poem and your sides split with laughter. Bravo
Comment Written 19-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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Thanks winsome,
It was a lot of fun, but I think it's time for more serious stuff!
Thanks again,
Curt
Comment from Mastery
Doesn't matter who asked you to write this, Curt. It's outstanding. Professional and well written for sure. Yes, it's funny, but more importantly it manages to make sense all the way through without too much wandering just for humor's sake. The thing I like the most is the cleverness of the writing! Bravo! Good job! Bob
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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Doesn't matter who asked you to write this, Curt. It's outstanding. Professional and well written for sure. Yes, it's funny, but more importantly it manages to make sense all the way through without too much wandering just for humor's sake. The thing I like the most is the cleverness of the writing! Bravo! Good job! Bob
Comment Written 19-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 19-Feb-2010
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I want to thank you Bob, for your most generous stars and even more for the ten star comments.
I am honored my friend, thank you once again most sincerely,
Curt
Comment from Abba Lin
Hi Curt, Now this woman is ugly, what can I say.. We need to introduce her to your ugly american male.. A very funny sequel to the disgusting male.. You really did a good job portraying these people.. Your flow and rhyme was awesome.. great job my friend.. Love Lin
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Hi Curt, Now this woman is ugly, what can I say.. We need to introduce her to your ugly american male.. A very funny sequel to the disgusting male.. You really did a good job portraying these people.. Your flow and rhyme was awesome.. great job my friend.. Love Lin
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thanks Abba Lin!
I have had a lot of fun with these, and I'm glad you did too!
Thanks again!
Curt
Comment from Joan E.
Well, turn about is fair play, with another intriguing photo. Thanks for reminding us readers to be careful about what we wish for as well! You're innuendos and rhymes are again hilarious. I also especially liked your fresh "turkey white" comparison.
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Well, turn about is fair play, with another intriguing photo. Thanks for reminding us readers to be careful about what we wish for as well! You're innuendos and rhymes are again hilarious. I also especially liked your fresh "turkey white" comparison.
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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LMAO! I'm glad you liked that part Joan, I thought about my dear old Dad for that image. He had the neck and arms of an indian in the summer, but he was as white as a Butterball under his shirt!
Thanks for making ME laugh!
Curt
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Anytime--I'm always good for at least one laugh! -J
Comment from Annelisa
This is the perfect companion poem to Disgusting American Male. It is equally vile and hysterical at the same time. What do you think would happen if those two got together????
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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This is the perfect companion poem to Disgusting American Male. It is equally vile and hysterical at the same time. What do you think would happen if those two got together????
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Oh, the ugliest little crumb crunchers to ever walk the earth? (lol)
Thanks Annelisa, the poet so good she needs two names! :-}
Curt
Comment from L.lora
Well, well, well, do you
always do what your asked,Curt?
Hmm, me thinks we better keep an
eye on you. Yes, this did give light
to many chuckles and a laugh here and
there. Quite a sense of humor you have
here, and as with its counter part, it
clips along at a nice pace, easy to read
and enjoyable.
no nits or spags. Lora
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Well, well, well, do you
always do what your asked,Curt?
Hmm, me thinks we better keep an
eye on you. Yes, this did give light
to many chuckles and a laugh here and
there. Quite a sense of humor you have
here, and as with its counter part, it
clips along at a nice pace, easy to read
and enjoyable.
no nits or spags. Lora
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Thanks Lora! I can't help it, I love a challenge! I have a whole folder of silly stuff I write just to make myself laugh. Now I'm going to have to go through them and see what is fit to post!
Don't worry too much, I'm sure it's just a phase. Of course, it started when I was four. :-}
Curt
Comment from adewpearl
Now, that is one photo!! :-)
sty/eye/ getting a piece - now, this pair of poems should be in the POM contest - nobody else would get a single vote against them! LOLOLOL
How can anything be this smutty and this revolting and still so so funny???? I just love you, Curt. :-) Brooke
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Now, that is one photo!! :-)
sty/eye/ getting a piece - now, this pair of poems should be in the POM contest - nobody else would get a single vote against them! LOLOLOL
How can anything be this smutty and this revolting and still so so funny???? I just love you, Curt. :-) Brooke
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Now that is the nicest thing I think anyone has said to me Brooke.
You know I write these silly pieces to help keep my mood up, and to make others laugh, and it really warms my heart to know I succeeded in that. Especially from someone I respect and love as much as I do you. It would be a lonely world without friends like you in it.
Curt
Comment from IndianaIrish
I love when you let your silliness come through sometimes, Curt. This is a great answer to the Disgusting Male and the pair of poems make for a funny, enjoyable set of fun. Thanks for the laughter...two days in a row!
Kar :>)
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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I love when you let your silliness come through sometimes, Curt. This is a great answer to the Disgusting Male and the pair of poems make for a funny, enjoyable set of fun. Thanks for the laughter...two days in a row!
Kar :>)
Comment Written 18-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 18-Feb-2010
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Anything to make you smile Kar! I'd stand on my head in a bucket of manure if it made you laugh. Seriously, I would! :-}
Thak you again my very special friend.
Curt
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ROTFLMAO....well, the vision of you standing on your head in a bucket of critter poo sure made me laugh!!! Thanks, Curt! :>)
