A Truly Honest Review
a humorous review of a bogus piece of fiction29 total reviews
Comment from Rdfrdmom2
fayesh:
Vampires in an Al-Qaeda stronghold? Are you sure
your writer is only high on alcohol? It could be
the world's worst nightmare come true if vampires
infested Al-Qaeda and they became the living dead.
I'm stone-cold sober and I'm thinking I'm going to
be the one with nightmares now. Can we give negative
stars as in remove stars the writer already earned?
good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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fayesh:
Vampires in an Al-Qaeda stronghold? Are you sure
your writer is only high on alcohol? It could be
the world's worst nightmare come true if vampires
infested Al-Qaeda and they became the living dead.
I'm stone-cold sober and I'm thinking I'm going to
be the one with nightmares now. Can we give negative
stars as in remove stars the writer already earned?
good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 14-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
Comment from Charles Keith
Seems like a perfectly plausible story to me. can't see what you are so pissed about -- so I'm gonna squelch ya.
Yoy were right about yeah-man tho I meant to set it in Sordid Arabica.
Good one LOL
best of luck in the contest
Keith
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Seems like a perfectly plausible story to me. can't see what you are so pissed about -- so I'm gonna squelch ya.
Yoy were right about yeah-man tho I meant to set it in Sordid Arabica.
Good one LOL
best of luck in the contest
Keith
Comment Written 14-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
Comment from Amicus
fayesh, this is a wonderfully funny bogus review. I love the "Yeah Man" setting joke and your skillful use of the contamination metaphor throughout.
Your offensive and brutally honest review most certainly deserves to be squelched.
Good job.
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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fayesh, this is a wonderfully funny bogus review. I love the "Yeah Man" setting joke and your skillful use of the contamination metaphor throughout.
Your offensive and brutally honest review most certainly deserves to be squelched.
Good job.
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Thank you for the encouraging review of my bogus review.
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Thank you for the encouraging review of my bogus review.
Comment from EllieKaye
Hi Fayesh,
:) Well, you are too nice to really write anything like this for real, but it sure was fun to read. I like the whole 'can't die due to no crosses' thing. It made me laugh.
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Hi Fayesh,
:) Well, you are too nice to really write anything like this for real, but it sure was fun to read. I like the whole 'can't die due to no crosses' thing. It made me laugh.
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 14-Jul-2009
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Glad you liked it. Thank you for the review.
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Glad you liked it. Thank you for the review.
Comment from adewpearl
OH, no, a personal attack on the man's eating and drinking habits - if that doesn't get you squelched, I don't know what would!! LOL Yemen spelled Yeah Man - that is one funny error for this poor guy to have made - I love all the logical errors you point out in his plot, too. This is excellent. Good luck in the contest. Brooke :-)
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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OH, no, a personal attack on the man's eating and drinking habits - if that doesn't get you squelched, I don't know what would!! LOL Yemen spelled Yeah Man - that is one funny error for this poor guy to have made - I love all the logical errors you point out in his plot, too. This is excellent. Good luck in the contest. Brooke :-)
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review, Brooke. I enjoyed reading yours too.
Comment from Annelisa
Ouch! I hope the writer wasn't sober when he/she read the scathing review! This is a great entry for the contest. Best of luck! Annelisa
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Ouch! I hope the writer wasn't sober when he/she read the scathing review! This is a great entry for the contest. Best of luck! Annelisa
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
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You are very welcome.
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You are very welcome.
Comment from Thesis
Hi fayesh.
What's wrong with a bottle or two of wine while writing? LOL.
Nice touch with the sanitary vampire. The plastic gloves have left a disturbing picture in my mind.
The Al-Qaeda stronghold was good too. - Thesis
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Hi fayesh.
What's wrong with a bottle or two of wine while writing? LOL.
Nice touch with the sanitary vampire. The plastic gloves have left a disturbing picture in my mind.
The Al-Qaeda stronghold was good too. - Thesis
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review.
Comment from Nicnac
Fayesh,
Yikes! This would certainly be squelched. haha What a vicious review.
"For example, you have one scene in "Yeah Man." Do you mean Yemen (a country in the Middle East)?" <--Funny!
I'm smiling because I know this is not a real review. ;) I'd hate to be on the receiving end of this one. haha
One suggestion... You might want to change the name 'Fiction Writer'. There is a current Fanstorian with this screen name. ;)
Best wishes in the contest.
Nic
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Fayesh,
Yikes! This would certainly be squelched. haha What a vicious review.
"For example, you have one scene in "Yeah Man." Do you mean Yemen (a country in the Middle East)?" <--Funny!
I'm smiling because I know this is not a real review. ;) I'd hate to be on the receiving end of this one. haha
One suggestion... You might want to change the name 'Fiction Writer'. There is a current Fanstorian with this screen name. ;)
Best wishes in the contest.
Nic
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Thank you for taking the time to review my bogus review. I think I put "fiction writer" in lower case, so I am speaking of those writers in general.
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Oh! Okay, I gotcha ;)
Comment from lizziebach
This is so brilliant I just loved it. - have tried to find some redeeming qualities in your writing, but all I find is a hodge podge of scenes that may have been the result of your last night's nightmare after binging on twenty burgers with your alcoholic chasers. - what a line, and as for the yeah man! Just inspired. Good luck in the contest!
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reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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This is so brilliant I just loved it. - have tried to find some redeeming qualities in your writing, but all I find is a hodge podge of scenes that may have been the result of your last night's nightmare after binging on twenty burgers with your alcoholic chasers. - what a line, and as for the yeah man! Just inspired. Good luck in the contest!
This rating does not count towards story rating or author rank.
The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
Comment Written 13-Jul-2009
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2009
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Thank you for the encouraging review.
