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The Raunchiest Poem Ever!

It is what it says.

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Comment from fastdigits
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Clever,if nothing else. Proving the
point if you give the public what they
want they will line up for a piece of
the action.
Standing outside an on-line strip-joint
crying come on in, see the dancing
girls.
I see you have already gotten 176
lookers, what a crowd.
Well done

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    My father would tell me all of these stories about the famed Block in Baltimore and the art of the Burlesque. Then he say, don't go there now it's nothing. I only went once along for the ride with a bachelor party. The barkers would talk you in and then the barmaid made such a pest, "You had that drink too long, you better start drinking and get antoher one or you're out." The dancers weren't that great, who could enjoy with having to make eye contact with the bartender. Your right, my poem has that element wrapped up in it. Thank you for the compliments and this review.
reply by fastdigits on 01-Apr-2008
    Know the block quite well, used to work in Baltimore quite often, coming in late at night, no sober souls in street, only dugan bread man to ask directions from.
Comment from mcdaniel1299
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Very very funny.
You had me wanting to read a raunchy poem and then you burst my bubble.
Thank you. I needed a good laugh today, been having bad day.

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    I hope the day improves and I am glad to have helped. Thank you for your compliments and this review.
Comment from Winslow
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Dear Mike,

LOL, this is well done. Like a moth drawn to the flame, we seem to be attracted to titillation.

Warm regards,

Winslow

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    Thank you very much for your compliments and this review. "Like a moth drawn to the flame," I used this in my poetry for the effect a a woman upon a man.
Comment from Soloneili
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hahahah, what a duffer I am, I fell hook line and sinker for that, including pressing the red link, haha. Hilarious, you naughty person you.
Well done.

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    This one went over much better then the time I urinary dyed the troop I was in. Just a way to have a little fun and get a laugh. Thank you very much for your compliments and this review. By which I can tell you're not a duffer. Have a great day. Mike
Comment from Scarlettdreams
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Okay, I have to hand it to you, I fell for this, hook, line, and sinker. LOL LOL LOL This was pretty funny. A good April fools joke. Bravo Bravo

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from Sarah Sixx
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LMAO....I was half expecting some wild sexual escapade.....this was very refreshing and made me smile..................................

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from RazberryBullet
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All I can say is, they must have upped the age limit while I was napping ;p Dang if I didn't click the 'click here to retry'!!!

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    My favorite one that was like this was a practical joke film. One button said, "Push to cross street." The other said, "Push to blow up building" The guy looked at both and laughing pushed the one to blow up the building. You should have seen the look on his face when the building imploded. There is something about human nature... Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from Wendyanne
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Aww Mike what a let down! I was looking forward to reading the raunchiest poem ever lol. I forgot it was April first. I think that you should now write the raunchiest poem ever!

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    lol I am not afraid to up the adult covers, but usually close out of them with out reviewing. My most torried is, "Champaign and Cavier." Help yourself. One poetess started railing about organ grinding, even though she advised me to try my hand at it. No pun intended. Thank you very much for the review, when I am in the mood I might one that will please you! lol Have a great day, MikeK
Comment from P1
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oh my god you are so bad
i logged out and in five time coz i thought
the site was blocking me from seeing the poem
laughing my ass off here. you are nuts
thanks for this hugs lynda.

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    Nuts? Just a happy person for once! Thank you very much for the compliments and this review. I hope you do something for April Fools so that you can laugh too.
Comment from luna
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TOUCHE! Happy April Fool's
Day, Mike! That was a really good one. Thanks for coming up with this to fool us all.

Love,

Luna *smile*

 Comment Written 01-Apr-2008

reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
    I actually came up with this idea about six months ago. If you need another laugh, just think of me sitting one this one, just sitting there with a mental torture of Poe portion. Thank you for your compliments and this review.