Comment from LisaMay

Excellent

First off, I enjoyed that God was going to be swearing! You must've needed a severe talking-to while enjoying your weed and whiskey/whisky. I hope your ceiling didn't need fixing... just your life, turning into a goody-two-shoes.
God needs editing advice. Punctuation should be:
Dear Ron,

 Comment Written 19-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 19-Mar-2023

Thank you for the great review and for catching His goof. Lol. Plus yeah, I never saw the "thou shall not spout profanity" commandment. Ha. I'm glad you liked this silliness, Lisa. I hope all is well in your corner of the world.

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Ron

Comment from Mary Vigasin

Excellent

Short, sweet, and to the point, and I will add funny! God was not about to send you a rambling letter of platitudes or call you His child. He finally told you to get your act together, as we all should!
Very clever and unique!
Good luck in the contest.
Mary

 Comment Written 19-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 19-Mar-2023

Thank you so much for the fantastic review, Mary. Yeah, I think He give a few folks a good kick in the butt to get them in line. Lol. I really appreciate the generous stars, M. Thank you again.

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Ron

Comment from CrystieCookie999

Excellent

This is funny. And it is to the point. I think there was only a tiny fix:

Dear, Ron
I guess you mean: Dear Ron,

We all need more of those succinct answers that make sense. Nice share.

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 19-Mar-2023

Thank you for the great review and for catching the goof, Crystie. I really appreciate the generous stars. I'm glad you liked this silly piece. Have yourself a wonderful night.

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Ron

Comment from JT traveller

Excellent

Haha Ron. So refreshing to read! Nothing boring here. I love it. Keep up the good work and continue to be unique. You never get anywhere following the flow.

Have a great day.

Jacqueline ð???

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 19-Mar-2023

Oh, I learned that on here a long time ago. Too many folks just merge in with the herd. Lol. Thank you for the fantastic review and stars, Jacqueline. I'm glad you had a chuckle at this silly piece.

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Ron

reply by JT traveller on 19-Mar-2023

P.S. Voting is on 😉

Comment from Terry Broxson

Excellent

LOL, You can read my review of Lancelot's entry and save me the typing.
Thank you for entering the contest. Just between you and me, you are gonna need a lot of luck, but that is not a criticism...very creative humor. Terry.

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 19-Mar-2023

Hahaha. I read his review. Lol. Thank you for the great review and for throwing the contest, Terry. I had fun with it. I appreciate the stars, friend. I'm glad you liked this silliness. Have a great night, T.

Ron

Comment from Kaiku

Excellent

Always the comedian. Or should I say, the well versed `shock and awe` writer. I am wondering if the calendar you rest on is clocked at under 50 or over 50. What say you?

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 18-Mar-2023

That calendar's pushing toward 60. That's how I get my kicks, writing something, 'anything' different than what flies as the norm on here. I'd die of boredom if I was forced to spend endless hours in this cesspool of mediocrity. Lol. So, yeah, ridiculous is usually what I'm shooting for on here. If I can't have fun writing what I want then there's no point. Thank you for the great review, friend. Have a great rest of your weekend.

Ron

reply by Kaiku on 18-Mar-2023

Nice

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reply by Kaiku on 19-Mar-2023

😎👍

Comment from Wils

Excellent

I couldn't help but laugh at this. Short, to the point and it shows that God has a "human" side. Sometimes we need that in-your-face approach. A very amusing entry. Good luck in the contest.

Geoff

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 18-Mar-2023

Thank you for the great review, Geoff. I appreciate the generous stars and good luck wishes, friend. I'm glad you had a chuckle at this silliness.

Ron

Comment from w.j.debi

Excellent

I do believe God tailors the message to what each of His children need. Some need a gentle hand and others a good swift kick in the pants. I also think He has a sense of humor so I like your take.
Best of luck in the contest.

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 18-Mar-2023

I believe that too. If I was created in His image then He definitely has a sense of humor. Lol. I think more folks need a good boot in the pants here lately. Thank you for the fantastic review and good luck wishes, Debi. I'm glad you liked my take on the contest. Have a great rest of your weekend.

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Ron

Comment from jmdg1954

Excellent

I am to guess that sitting around and watching shows like South Park, Bevas and Butthead, and the Simpson's will not be enough to get you through life.
God's letter is trying to tell you something...,

Nicely done. Short & concise!
John

 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 18-Mar-2023

Lol. They sure won't get me through the doors afterwards. Lol. Thank you for the great review and generous stars, John. I'm glad you liked this silly piece. Have a great weekend, friend.

Ron

Comment from Dolly'sPoems

Excellent

So what did you do differently to catch the bus? Pull your socks up? Get a better Job? Get out of bed early? Go on holiday to see the world? I am intrigued? A fun post, much enjoyed and this has opening a can of worms me-thinks, love Dolly x

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 Comment Written 18-Mar-2023

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reply by the author on 18-Mar-2023

Pretty well stopped doing all the things I loved. Lol. No, He's been there all along but like everyone else, I've stumbled here and there. Thank you for the great review and gracious stars, Dolly. I'm glad you liked this silly piece.

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Ron

reply by Dolly'sPoems on 18-Mar-2023

Glad you saw the funny side of my review Ron, bless you x x x