Comment from Selina Stambi

Excellent

This is a SCREAM - yikes, Dean!

I'm speechless, for once ...

Nasty, clever, nicely rhymed piece!!

Ugh!!

Yep ... incest might have had something to do with it, for sure!

(Chuckling in spite of myself ...)

Sonali

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014

Heh heh, sorry, Reach. I...I truly don't know what came over me today. Do you think it could have had something to do with my kids taking all of the toilet paper, without bothering to replace it? Oh, woe is me!

I'm really glad you decided to review this silly thing for me.

Comment from Pearl Edwards

Excellent

Very witty write with a little bit of ancient history thrown in too. Great artwork you've found to match your poem Dean, an amusing loo verse. I enjoyed.

valda

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks, Pearl, and I'm so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!

Comment from country ranch writer

Excellent

Did you and Mikey get together for he wants Dolly with no drawers on naughty the both of your shame shame, where are you guys minds today

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Hah ha, yeah, I read that Dolly Parton thing he wrote. Funny stuff. Nope, we didn't get together, country, but you know what they say. Great minds think alike, heh heh!

Thanks for the fun review!

Love ya, Country
XXX
ooo

reply by country ranch writer on 10-Jul-2014

hummmmmmmmm great minds? aren't you all supposed to have one first hehe

reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Hee hee, yeah, you got that right, LOL...:}

reply by country ranch writer on 10-Jul-2014

lol

Comment from Patrick G Cox

Excellent

Hi Dean Kuch,

I'd have thought constipation would be more of a problem for King Tut, but given the variations on Gypo guts along the Nile valley ...

This marrying of half-sisters (and even sisters) led to some interesting problems, and is causing a few problems in the Middle East even noow where the choice of brides/grooms is generally limited to close cousins by the fact the parents only know 'family' and generally choose a bride/groom from among them. It is well known that many offspring have, shall we say, a few less kangaroos upstairs than you need to make a paddock.

Patrick

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks, Patrick, and I apologize for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the excellent review and a bit of a history lesson, my friend!

Comment from thedreampeddler

Excellent

Oh yeah, this is right up my alley. I love all your stuff, and it's the infusion of humor that does it. That is a talent that is very rare. Bravo.

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks, TDP, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!

Comment from lindalcreel

Exceptional

Love the humor in this one. Being a nurse, I can honestly tell you that when someone dies, they will expel gases and other lovely remains when the body is being tended. Not one of my favorite memories. LOL

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks a bunch, Linda, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!

reply by lindalcreel on 10-Jul-2014

I understand about being behind. LOL I love summer, but it's too busy for me.

reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks, Linda!

Comment from JeanneHP

Excellent

You reached me again, Dean. That poem is clever and so funny . . . even the toilet paper? That last cartoon really made me laugh. I must show that one to my husband. I like this impish muse. :-) :-)

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks, JeanneHP, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend! I hope your dear hubby liked it too, LOL!

Comment from tbacha58

Excellent

So, Mummy, here's a tip for you;
before you sit upon the loo
to drop your stinking load of crap,
make sure, at least, you're tightly wrapped.

Hello Dean, you made me laugh like crazy, what an amazing idea of writing this so so amazing poem. You always always write poems that allows the reader to feel your sense of humor, or sadness, or happiness.
The picture as you know me, used to eb afraid, but now I don't, I grew a year older yesterday, and at the end having this "Mummy", jumping up and down, made my day. Love Terry xoxo
What a pity I have no six. But, you get all my stars from Montreal. xoxo

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks a million, Terry, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!

Comment from Maureen's Pen

Excellent

Dear Dean - One thing for sure your posts are always invigorating to read. This one has that darker splash or maybe one would think of it as darker vomit. Either way it is a work that pushes the limits with great imagery, gagging reflux LOL
too:)
Yikes but great post as always. Your author notes I also enjoyed, great job overall.
Thanks for sharing.
Maureen

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Ha ha, thanks, Maureen, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!

Comment from A Matter Of Words

Excellent

This is one of those crazy "Dean Kuch" nights for me. I have read three different poems of yours tonight and this one had me LOL. This clever, rollicking little piece was fun to read. Your creative abilities were certainly demonstrated tonight. Excellent, my friend.

 Comment Written 08-Jul-2014

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reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014

Thanks a bunch, Stephanie, and I am so sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!