You be the Judge: Vulgar or Not?
I thought senior citizens had heard it all.36 total reviews
Comment from michaelcahill
This is tame as can be. It is also hilarious. HA!! Being as though in is entirely double entendre it would reflect entirely on the reader as to the nature of its meaning. An innocent mind could only interpret it as such. So if thy shaft comfort thee......or something like that. Love this piece. What a scream. One of my fantasies is to walk into an emergency room with a certain ailment and tell the pretty nurse "Can you help me with this?" Well, another post. mikey
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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This is tame as can be. It is also hilarious. HA!! Being as though in is entirely double entendre it would reflect entirely on the reader as to the nature of its meaning. An innocent mind could only interpret it as such. So if thy shaft comfort thee......or something like that. Love this piece. What a scream. One of my fantasies is to walk into an emergency room with a certain ailment and tell the pretty nurse "Can you help me with this?" Well, another post. mikey
Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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Thanks for the support mikey. If thy shaft comfort thee--good one. I have a fanstasy too, but will keep it to myself. :-)
Comment from STEPHEN A CARTER
Dear Spitfire: I didn't know you were a poet!! For ex:
"arthritic bones
and tired hormones.
Bravo!! Risque..no way...the truth hurts. Go kiss her make-up...ahh, I mean go kiss and make up.
Lovely piece..I mean..ohh! You know what I mean.
Regards:
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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Dear Spitfire: I didn't know you were a poet!! For ex:
"arthritic bones
and tired hormones.
Bravo!! Risque..no way...the truth hurts. Go kiss her make-up...ahh, I mean go kiss and make up.
Lovely piece..I mean..ohh! You know what I mean.
Regards:
Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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LOL snort, snort. Originally, it was a poem but had no form not even enough to qualify as free verse. Kiss and make-up. Ha! Dave would like that!
Comment from barkingdog
In your into you say: 'I chose a popular poem...' Did you mean poem since you show us a prose piece to judge? Other than this misleading intro, I found the piece amusing and anyone who can't take sexual innuendo is missing a lot in life. You didn't use any vulgar language. (Well maybe to some arthritic bones and tired hormones might count as vulgar. LOL)
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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In your into you say: 'I chose a popular poem...' Did you mean poem since you show us a prose piece to judge? Other than this misleading intro, I found the piece amusing and anyone who can't take sexual innuendo is missing a lot in life. You didn't use any vulgar language. (Well maybe to some arthritic bones and tired hormones might count as vulgar. LOL)
Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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I forgot to explain that I changed it into a prose piece so I added that. I can't for the life of me figure out what offended anyone.
Comment from Dean Kuch
This is what got the "offended" in such an uproar? The One Eyed Monster story you posted here? Well honey, they'd better stop their grinning and drop their linen, 'cause there's a hellua lot worse out there, and much of it can be found on the tv station, Nick at Nite!
I saw nothing offensive about it. Of course, considering the stuff I write about, it's really difficult for me to find anything offensive, save for a SPAG filled nightmare that I trying to review.
I find it incredible that they got their collective panties in a wad over this.
Some people, huh?
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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This is what got the "offended" in such an uproar? The One Eyed Monster story you posted here? Well honey, they'd better stop their grinning and drop their linen, 'cause there's a hellua lot worse out there, and much of it can be found on the tv station, Nick at Nite!
I saw nothing offensive about it. Of course, considering the stuff I write about, it's really difficult for me to find anything offensive, save for a SPAG filled nightmare that I trying to review.
I find it incredible that they got their collective panties in a wad over this.
Some people, huh?
Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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Yeap, I definitely need to confront Dave if he ever shows up again and find out what deflated his friend's. Pun intended.
Comment from ericawrites
What a very amusing story, made me laugh out loud.
Well told and I cannot understand how anyone would
take offence, it is adult humour but no more than that.
Thank you for sharing.
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reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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What a very amusing story, made me laugh out loud.
Well told and I cannot understand how anyone would
take offence, it is adult humour but no more than that.
Thank you for sharing.
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Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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Since when are senior citizens adult, ericka? I tell you this is a community of back-stabbers and cliques. I keep to myself anymore.
Comment from ExperiencingLiphe
We work with this 80ish year old guy. He is disturbing sometimes and has recently gotten a girlfriend. He came in the one day after a day off, stretched and informed us he spent all day in bed yesterday. He spent the day in bed getting freaky with this new old lady. LOL. I'm not a fan of old people sex but if you can do it...Then more power to you?
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We work with this 80ish year old guy. He is disturbing sometimes and has recently gotten a girlfriend. He came in the one day after a day off, stretched and informed us he spent all day in bed yesterday. He spent the day in bed getting freaky with this new old lady. LOL. I'm not a fan of old people sex but if you can do it...Then more power to you?
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Comment Written 20-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 20-Nov-2013
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I gotta admit. I admire those whose hormones still work. Sigh...
