Comment from jusylee72

Excellent

I will vote for Michael for President. I think he has outrageous and wonderful opinions that are well thought out and acceptable to the American people. I will have Phyllis accept the role of Poet Lauri at, with her many minions on Fan Story as her assistants. I will accept the role of Vice President making Michael the first President with a female vice president. All will be good with the world

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

Wow. You're so organized and together. I think we go ahead with your plan. However, I'll be your puppet and President in name only while you run everything from behind the scenes. I'll wink and be charming and perhaps toss my mane of silver hair around once in a while. We're gonna change the world. YAY! mikey

Comment from Barb Hensongispsaca

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#1But Mickey, i love to watch the cop shows where the guys are running and they lose their pants...oops
#2 I love you
#3 you would like my peanut butter, mayo, dill pickle, bacon cheese sandwich
#4lol
#5lol
#6 respect your elders, they were talking before we were
#7 lol
#8 lmaO
#9 I AGREE

You got my vote

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

I think I'm going to be President. Would you be available to make sandwiches? I hear the White House has a great bathtub!
Rumour has it Gary Oldman is in it. LOL mikey

reply by Barb Hensongispsaca on 10-Jul-2016

Absolutely and I'll even raise money for you...just don't ask me how.lol

Comment from brenda bickers

Excellent

Hi Mikey,
I love your little rant. I agree whole heartedly with the pants issue. Droopy trousers are a no-no for men and not allowed for over weight women.
This was very entertaining. Conclusion No# 2 "Feel (S)" A great read.
Maybe we should all write one of these.

Brenda:))x

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

I do think everyone should write one of these. I'd be okay if you just copied and pasted this one and posted it. I wonder if anyone would notice. LOL
Yes, no droopy pants on overweight women. But, no tight ones either. Man they have it tough. What are we going to do for them? I think Snoop Dog can handle them. mikey :))xx

Comment from Spiritual Echo

Excellent

Most of us enjoy a foray into our philosophical forest from time to time. A little pontification is therapeutic. You might want to play with the Letterman style--top ten things--perhaps a monthly column--Ten Issues I've Solved This Month. I'd play it up as you did with the thong and droopy pants, leaning towards a slapstick style of humour, You can say the most outrageous things if you make them a touch silly.

I thought giving Cuba to North American Indians pretty funny--why not give them Iceland too? LOL

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

I didn't think of Iceland, I've always considered it hands off as far as humour goes. They have REAL problems there.
Glad you liked this. Lots of fun though I should probably avoid this on a regular basis. mikey

Comment from Pantygynt

Excellent

Amusing rack of rants with which in most cases I agree. But it really doesn't matter whether I agree or not as I am supposed to be commenting on the literary worth of the article not the content. It was fun and I enjoyed your unequivocal style.

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

Thanks a million. It's a big plus when one's ranting ramblings turns out to be a literary style. LOL mikey

Comment from Gypsy Blue Rose

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ISSUE #7: Religion

All religions, religious doctrine, shrines and churches should be banned and replaced with a flyer distributed worldwide. It will state, "God is love. Do onto others, as you'd have them do onto you."

CONCLUSION:
Ban it.


LMAO.

I love the #7 religion. OMG you have the best ideas! I wish you could be our next president. You make more sense than all the candidates together.

No wonder you have a degree in philosophy.

I love you, brother Mike.

Gypsy

 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

I was shocked after getting my degree that there were no jobs that would pay me to sit around and think of stuff. Jeesh. All that education for nothing. Then I'd keep getting fired.
"Dig a hole right there, Cahill"
"But, is there really there?"
"You're fired, hippie!"
Ah, the good old days.
Thanks so much, Gypsy Astute Judge of Presidential Candidates And Supporter of the Sure Winner Sexy Mikey. :)) Irish Hugs.

reply by Gypsy Blue Rose on 09-Jul-2016

LOL You are fired! heheheh I always wanted to say that.

I would hire a sexy hippie like you.

Can I be your kick-ass bodyguard when you become the president?

Comment from giraffmang

Excellent

Hi Mikey,

I have to say that was a thoroughly enjoyable and fun read! LOL The humour always shines through in your writing and the tone is excellent.

though I admit it feel a little funny - I rather than it? (issue 2)

Incredibly judgemental and potentially combustible conclusion for issue 3!

Partial retun of land - return. (issue 5)

Good stuff
G

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 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

Glad you enjoyed. I try and be as judgmental an combustible as possible. I see the success our presidential candidates are having and I want in!!! mikey

Comment from Phyllis Stewart

Excellent

Very interesting piece. Funny, too. Actually, I agree with much of what you say. But I strongly disagree with your take on my FAVORITE expensive chocolate confection--chocolate covered cherries, where the center just pours out onto your lucky tongue. A man who can't handle that is only half a man. But that's just MY opinion. :)

The second way we part company is worse even than hating CCCs. Wyoming happens to be one of my very favorite states in the nation, the western, mountainous side, that is. If you want to give the eastern flatlands to the natives, fine. BUt you'll have to give them back the buffaloes your ancestors slaughtered too.

:)

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 Comment Written 07-Jul-2016

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reply by the author on 09-Jul-2016

I've revised my stance on the cherries based on your description and the feeling of faintness that came over me reading it. Okay, we'll keep Wyoming then and give them Minnesota during the Winter and Georgia during the summer. Okay, all taken care of. mikey

reply by Phyllis Stewart on 09-Jul-2016

LOL! You're fun. Glad I can keep big-sky country.

reply by Phyllis Stewart on 09-Jul-2016

Oh, wait. That's Montana... another wonderful state. :)