A Compilation of Short stories
Viewing comments for Chapter 44 "Friday Evening "Expressions
18 total reviews
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
I think you just opened the door to an axe murderer. Big mistake. Let's try that again:
Who is it?
Mumble mumble.
Can't hear you. Speak up.
Wankilu.
Are you Hawaiian?
Choppayuup.
Oh, you're Cherokee. Is this Elizabeth Warren?
Yes, lemmecomin.
My pleasure. I'm a big fan.
LOCK CLICKS. CHAIN LOCK SLIDES OPEN.
My, what blue eyes you have.
Yeah, from Cherokee blood. Now I kill you.
Aiieeeee! Thunk (falls on floor in pool of blood)
THE END
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
I think you just opened the door to an axe murderer. Big mistake. Let's try that again:
Who is it?
Mumble mumble.
Can't hear you. Speak up.
Wankilu.
Are you Hawaiian?
Choppayuup.
Oh, you're Cherokee. Is this Elizabeth Warren?
Yes, lemmecomin.
My pleasure. I'm a big fan.
LOCK CLICKS. CHAIN LOCK SLIDES OPEN.
My, what blue eyes you have.
Yeah, from Cherokee blood. Now I kill you.
Aiieeeee! Thunk (falls on floor in pool of blood)
THE END
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Hahahaha,Thank you so much! very funny!!! You really re-wrote this. I love it. Ulla:)))
Comment from Debbie Pope
How are you going to meet people if you don't order takeout? That's what I want to know. Seriously, I like your story. I like the pizza boy's soft blue eyes and your "do come in." Your story line resonated with me as well. It is so hard to cook and eat healthy, and I hate cleaning the house. I'd rather watch tv and eat pizza any old day.
Nice job with the story.
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
How are you going to meet people if you don't order takeout? That's what I want to know. Seriously, I like your story. I like the pizza boy's soft blue eyes and your "do come in." Your story line resonated with me as well. It is so hard to cook and eat healthy, and I hate cleaning the house. I'd rather watch tv and eat pizza any old day.
Nice job with the story.
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Hahaha, Debbie. So true. How on earth would you meet anybody? Thanks for a great review. Ulla:)))
Comment from Irish Rain
Hah!!
So pizza was a good choice after all, ha ha.
Love this entry.
Love pizza and Chinese...and the serendipity of this!!
Quite charming!
Blessings...
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Hah!!
So pizza was a good choice after all, ha ha.
Love this entry.
Love pizza and Chinese...and the serendipity of this!!
Quite charming!
Blessings...
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Thank you so much, Irish. I loved your review. I'm still catching up, but getting there. All the best. Ulla:)))
-
You're most welcome!!
Comment from damommy
Hmmmm. Who might this blue-eyed creature be? Sounds like it's going to be interesting. Eager for more. You have what it takes to write a book. Go for it!
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Hmmmm. Who might this blue-eyed creature be? Sounds like it's going to be interesting. Eager for more. You have what it takes to write a book. Go for it!
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Thank you so much, Yvonne. I know this is a late response, but I'm finally getting there. All the best. Ulla:)))
Comment from Tootsie55
Wow! This was interesting. I wonder who it was at the door? Is there gonna be anymore to this? What about your Air Hostie job is there more of that coming? Looking forward to whatever. No spags.
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Wow! This was interesting. I wonder who it was at the door? Is there gonna be anymore to this? What about your Air Hostie job is there more of that coming? Looking forward to whatever. No spags.
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Thank you so much. I'm still so behind but slowly catching up. All best. Ulla:))
Comment from Sugarray77
Oh, this one is fun, Ulla... a pair of blue eyes are certainly captivating, for sure! Good job on crafting this short tale for the contest prompt. I hope it wins!!
Melissa
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Oh, this one is fun, Ulla... a pair of blue eyes are certainly captivating, for sure! Good job on crafting this short tale for the contest prompt. I hope it wins!!
Melissa
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Hi Melissa, Thank you so much!!! Ulla:)))
Comment from Rob Caudle
Oh boy, I can totally relate to this conundrum of what to order, yet again! Nicely written with lots of vivid imagery like the tedious day at work, empty fridge staring back at you...been there. But,,,,hmmmmm....who could it be at the door? Surely not the delivery guy so soon! Nice suspense tactic.
Cheers!
This rating does not count towards story rating or author rank.
The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Oh boy, I can totally relate to this conundrum of what to order, yet again! Nicely written with lots of vivid imagery like the tedious day at work, empty fridge staring back at you...been there. But,,,,hmmmmm....who could it be at the door? Surely not the delivery guy so soon! Nice suspense tactic.
Cheers!
This rating does not count towards story rating or author rank.
The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Thank you so much, and sorry about the late answer. I'm still catching up. All the best. Ulla:))
Comment from royowen
Talk about being taken by surprise, it just goes to show, when oppotunity comes knocking at one's door, we can't choose a convenient time, we have to grab it and run. Just like this gem of a clever flash fiction, well done Ulla, good luck, blessings, Roy
This rating does not count towards story rating or author rank.
The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
Talk about being taken by surprise, it just goes to show, when oppotunity comes knocking at one's door, we can't choose a convenient time, we have to grab it and run. Just like this gem of a clever flash fiction, well done Ulla, good luck, blessings, Roy
This rating does not count towards story rating or author rank.
The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
Comment Written 03-Jan-2019
reply by the author on 12-Jan-2019
-
Thanks a lot, Roy. Sorry for the late answer,. Still catching up. All the best. Ulla:))
-
My pleasure Ulla