| Humor Fiction posted September 28, 2020 |
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What I'd like to see happen
One Last Gotcha
by Earl Corp
Here’s an idea for all of us who have had awful mothers-in-law.
When I die I want to be cremated. Then, I want my ashes thrown on my ex-mother-in-law’s carpet. After that, I want someone to pour a beer on it. This way, I can imposition her one last time, because she’ll have to get off of her butt and vacuum me up and then shampoo the carpet.
Yeah, that’s how I would like to it to play out.
80 Word Flash Fiction contest entry
Here’s an idea for all of us who have had awful mothers-in-law.
When I die I want to be cremated. Then, I want my ashes thrown on my ex-mother-in-law’s carpet. After that, I want someone to pour a beer on it. This way, I can imposition her one last time, because she’ll have to get off of her butt and vacuum me up and then shampoo the carpet.
Yeah, that’s how I would like to it to play out.
When I die I want to be cremated. Then, I want my ashes thrown on my ex-mother-in-law’s carpet. After that, I want someone to pour a beer on it. This way, I can imposition her one last time, because she’ll have to get off of her butt and vacuum me up and then shampoo the carpet.
Yeah, that’s how I would like to it to play out.
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#258 2020 |
Before anyone yelps, my ex mother-in-law has passed away. My ex-wife is still around, hmmmm maybe.
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