| General Fiction posted September 21, 2020 |
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Musing about recent hurricane
Sally
by bhogg
Sally was a bitch! I'm talking about the hurricane of course. Me and the wife were lying in bed. I'd drunk my three glasses of wine, so was feeling amorous. Reaching over and hugging her, she said, "No way Jose! I'm not getting naked. We may have to get out of the house in a hurry. Don't you hear all the wind and rain?"
"First off, I'm not Jose; he's the pool boy. You got something going on with him? He ain't even cute. Maybe that's why you don't want sex."
"You're such a doofus. If you had any brains, you would be clothed as well, with your shoes close by. Think with your big head for once."
All I could do was mutter. With her, no means no. Reaching down I put on my shorts and rolled back into bed.
"What made you suspect Jose? He's fantastic, you know."
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Sally was a bitch! I'm talking about the hurricane of course. Me and the wife were lying in bed. I'd drunk my three glasses of wine, so was feeling amorous. Reaching over and hugging her, she said, "No way Jose! I'm not getting naked. We may have to get out of the house in a hurry. Don't you hear all the wind and rain?"
"First off, I'm not Jose; he's the pool boy. You got something going on with him? He ain't even cute. Maybe that's why you don't want sex."
"You're such a doofus. If you had any brains, you would be clothed as well, with your shoes close by. Think with your big head for once."
All I could do was mutter. With her, no means no. Reaching down I put on my shorts and rolled back into bed.
"What made you suspect Jose? He's fantastic, you know."
"First off, I'm not Jose; he's the pool boy. You got something going on with him? He ain't even cute. Maybe that's why you don't want sex."
"You're such a doofus. If you had any brains, you would be clothed as well, with your shoes close by. Think with your big head for once."
All I could do was mutter. With her, no means no. Reaching down I put on my shorts and rolled back into bed.
"What made you suspect Jose? He's fantastic, you know."
Written tongue in cheek, but we did just live through Hurricane Sally and she was definitely a bitch. I should be out working in my yard, not writing!
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