| General Script posted August 4, 2020 |
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a one scene script with Pons and Ned
Scene at a 5K Run
by Bill Schott
The scene opens when Pons and Ned walk in from the left and begin stretching exercises. They have running attire on as well as numbers clipped to their t-shirts. Behind them, a banner states that it is the annual "Winnie the Pooh 5 Kilometer Run for Eeyore Life". Pons: This is a great day for a run, Ned. Ned: Yep. Pons: I think I might do well today. I'd like to finish near the front. Ned: Yep. Pons: You're a real conversationalist today. Ned: I ain't sure what that is, but if it's 'bout tenny shoes, I stopped weerin' Converse. Ya can call me a Adidosationaler now. Pons: I was referring to your monosyllabic answers earlier. Ned: Didn't mean ta be so monoslappattic there, Pons. Guess I talk wit my hands. Pons: (smiling) Looks like we're ready to start. Ned: I dun see no Pooh Bear yet. I was hopin' to run along side Tigger fer a bit. Pons: I don't think people would want to run with those costumes on. Ned: What costumes ya afferrin' to, Pons? Pons: Winnie the Pooh. Ned: Where!? I dun see'm. Pons: I'm saying there are no characters running. Ned: Oh. I guess that's why they call this here a 'fun' run. Pons: Yeah? Why is that? Ned: Cuz there ain't no fun in it eetter. Pons: Let's just pretend we're in the Hundred Acre Woods chasing away clouds and counting bees. Ned: How ya gonna count bees, Pons? Pons: In my imagination, Ned. Ned: Imaginin' ya got bees in yer head? Pons: Not exactly. Ned: I had a bee in my ear once. Pon: What did you do? Ned: I swatted it wit my shoe ta git it out. Pons: Did that work? Ned: Don't amember. I guess I took a nap. The race begins. To be continued...
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