Humor Poetry posted June 19, 2020


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The True Meaning of Life

by lancellot

Okay, the true meaning of life.
Has nothing to do with kids or a wife.
Life is an experiment gone horribly wrong.
It started when an omnipotent being came along.
He was cruising the void, when a thought struck his head.
Wouldn’t it be nice with a car and road to drive on instead?
But a smooth road needed a pretty view too, so he made the Earth.
Then he needed a car factory and workers for the Earth to be any worth.
And, because it was the cheapest thing he had, he made a man out of dirt.
Man hungers, so an ecosystem was made, then a woman, because man must flirt.
A million years or so later the first 2020 Honda Civic SC was sold for fifty-five grand.
God’s son gets grounded for speeding down the California coast just like He planned.
 

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Meaning of Life writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a rhyming poem of 12 lines or less that explains the meaning of life.


You're probably thinking, "This doesn't make any sense."
And you're right, but neither does life.

PS: This is not an attack on your religious or spiritual beliefs.
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