General Fiction posted April 15, 2020

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If God had Facebook.

The Holy Feed

by Puzzle

God was at his computer in heaven checking his Facebook feed. He was frustrated because he kept seeing meme after meme complaining about socializing. God was disappointed because human kind hated each other. He had to do something. Not a second later a pandemic swept over the world. Socialization was banned! He went back on Facebook and checked his feed. He saw a new meme! "30 seconds into #quarantineandchill...this house is a prison!" He immediately called his son on the phone, "Jesus Christ, I can't win!" He gave up.

100 Word Dash writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Take flash fiction to the extreme. Can you tell a complete story in just 100 words. If so, this is your opportunity to shine. The story can be about any subject you wish, creative approaches are of course encouraged. All stories must have the following: Main Character, Setting, Conflict, Resolution.

I do not think God is deliberately punishing the human race! I just thought this made a funny story. I think it is funny to personify God. Especially the last line when he says he can not win. Like he is dealing with bratty little kids. And I added that he called his son so he could swear without actually swearing which also adds to the humor!
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