Humor Poetry posted March 19, 2020

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M-M-M-My Corona (I've got THE KNACK!)

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by Elizabeth Emerald

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
Rolling randily 'round on the rug
Just last week, now not even a hug
God forbid, stick it in her
Cries the erstwhile sinner:
Corona's a bitch of a bug

This bitch of a critter Corona
Has turned each of us into a loner
It's OK to a point
Watch the tube, toke a joint
But who's there to do with my boner?

Tell me, somebody: Have I gone ghost?
No one has looked at my post
My mood: downward spiral
It should surely go viral
This terse verse of which I can boast

Not that it's up for your vote
Still, a verse worthy of note
Been brewing two days
On this Corona craze
Alas, I must pay to promote



The song "My Sharona" by The Knack was released in 1979. Check it out!
I'd planned to write a parody, but got beaten to the punch. Several on YouTube:
all have gone VIRAL.

Thanks to Raoul D'Harmental for the artwork: For The Many.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

Artwork by Raoul D'Harmental at

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