Humor Flash Fiction posted January 21, 2020

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A 50-word relationship.

Life With A Fishmonger

by LisaMay

Their marriage floundered. Marlin became so sharkastic and shellfish, baiting Dory by watching inter-net prawn at their plaice, just for the halibut. She considered riding off on her pike, but in an act of cod he was run over by a bass. Eel never recover; Dory’s now in sole charge.


Story of the Month contest entry


Author's Note:
This is the 50th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you get a giggle out of these.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, Accountant, Ornithologist, Travel Agent, Greengrocer, Artist, Boxer, Train Driver, Submariner, Magician, Writer, Gardener, Physiotherapist, Archaeologist, Chef, Elvis Impersonator, Hairdresser, Furniture Salesman, Cowboy, Photographer, Winemaker, Chocolatier, Carpenter, Glass Fitter, Waiter, Airline Pilot, Forestry Worker, Audio Engineer, Big Game Hunter, Farmer, Banker, Stuntman, Ballet Dancer, Gondolier, Ski Racer, Plumber, Zookeeper, Tailor, Truck Driver, Dog-groomer.)
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