| Humor Flash Fiction posted January 15, 2020 |
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A 50-word relationship.
Life With A Ski Racer
by LisaMay
Jean-Claude liked speed, but once he got on that white powder he'd run out of luck at every turn with Bianca. She's piste off with him – goggle-eyed at his addiction. It's been all downhill since. They’re not gate mates anymore. He couldn’t give a flying tuck. Ski what I mean?
Jean-Claude liked speed, but once he got on that white powder he'd run out of luck at every turn with Bianca. She's piste off with him – goggle-eyed at his addiction. It's been all downhill since. They’re not gate mates anymore. He couldn’t give a flying tuck. Ski what I mean?
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Author's Note:
Unfortunately, Jean-Claude is addicted to amphetamine drug use ('speed').
This is the 44th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you get a giggle out of these.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, Accountant, Ornithologist, Travel Agent, Greengrocer, Artist, Boxer, Train Driver, Submariner, Magician, Writer, Gardener, Physiotherapist, Archaeologist, Chef, Elvis Impersonator, Hairdresser, Furniture Salesman, Cowboy, Photographer, Winemaker, Chocolatier, Carpenter, Glass Fitter, Waiter, Airline Pilot, Forestry Worker, Audio Engineer, Big Game Hunter, Farmer, Banker, Stuntman, Ballet Dancer, Gondolier.)
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. Unfortunately, Jean-Claude is addicted to amphetamine drug use ('speed').
This is the 44th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you get a giggle out of these.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, Accountant, Ornithologist, Travel Agent, Greengrocer, Artist, Boxer, Train Driver, Submariner, Magician, Writer, Gardener, Physiotherapist, Archaeologist, Chef, Elvis Impersonator, Hairdresser, Furniture Salesman, Cowboy, Photographer, Winemaker, Chocolatier, Carpenter, Glass Fitter, Waiter, Airline Pilot, Forestry Worker, Audio Engineer, Big Game Hunter, Farmer, Banker, Stuntman, Ballet Dancer, Gondolier.)
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