Stepping to the sight
As under a spotlight
Dressed in va-va-voom!
The ta-da! Of an abracadabra
And boom shakalaka!
All eyes zoomed

In the air you could cut the wow!
Of the cat's meow
When in low boom
Started the ooh la-la!
In the yadda-yadda-yadda!
All across the room

Causing quite the commotions
Aloof from the interjections
She just tra-la-la!
Yoohza! Among the shh! Of the hits
And the silent psst!
Not caught in the brouhaha

Man! Truth be told!
What the evening crowd behold
Standing alone
She just lah-de-dah!
Simply nana-na-nana!
Changing the climate zone

My oh my! Hoof after hoof
These Howdy doodies cried woof
Yah-be-da-be-doo!
And went heigh ho!
Giddy up and whoa
Trying to get her wooed

Oh my word!
Was this a show of fallen birds
How these yahoos
Hot diggety! Dang!
Whang-bang!
Being booed

To no theatrical ole!
Not only in hey! I hip hip hurray!
But yippee-ki-hay!
The wee hours of the night
For alright! alright! alright!
Came my chance to say

Oh gee! did I whoop-de-doo!
Out the wazoo
Lordy! Lordy! Lordy!
Even hah!
Yee-haw!
Gaga over thee