Humor Poetry posted November 7, 2019


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Not all surgeons have great eyes.

A Three-legged Race to Death

by Lobber

A man had three feet and pronation - / Worst case of all in the nation. / When it came to removal, / He gave Doc approval, / But the poor man died / Of castration./ The point is / Avoid / Quacks.



Nonet Poetry Contest contest entry


A nonet has nine lines. The first line has nine syllables, the second line eight syllables, the third line seven syllables, etc... until line nine that finishes with just one syllable. It can be on any subject and rhyming is optional.

While this poem is raunchy upon second reading, it's meant to be humorous.
- Lobber


Pronation is simply the degree to which the arch of your foot collapses upon impact.

A quack is a person who pretends to have medical knowledge and skill.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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