Scene 1: Scene opens in
the secluded backyard of
Barry's home with Tony and
Barry drinking beer and
enjoying the hot tub. Both
men are naked as
evidenced by discarded
shirts and shorts lying in
plain view. The camera
zooms in and jovial voices
can be heard over the
Jacuzzi.

"The lemon was stuck way up his ass and impossible to remove. He had to go to the hospital emergency room for help. This guy is a moron." Chuckled Tony. "Apparently, he let his partner pound his ass with the lemon inserted. They were probably trying to make lemonade!" Both men laughed.

Barry couldn't contain himself and beer sprayed from his mouth as he snorted loudly saying, "I understand that the ER nurse was a somewhat conservative middle aged woman who had a look of complete disbelief and disgust on her face. Haha."

"A young male medical resident was called in to assist on this case." said Tony. "He was clearly nervous and wore not only rubber gloves but also a surgical mask."

"Hahaha." They were both cracking up uncontrollably again.

"A mask? Why was that needed, this patient's ass was obviously going to have a fresh lemon scent." Barry was hysterical now.

"Tony, stand up and lean over the side and spread your cheeks. All this ass talk has me horny as hell. I just want to fuck you the old fashion way, without any lemon."

Stage Direction: Tony
stands up facing the
audience and leans over
the edge of the hot tub
with Barry standing close
behind him.

"Oh my God, Barry. The hell you say, your cock head is bigger than any lemon...and much harder too."

Barry smiled and said, "All is good, as long as you don't mind the lack of that fresh lemon scent and taste buddy."

Lighting fades to dark.
Moans and grunts along
with splashing water can
be heard.

The End