See Spot Diappear

by Badger_29

"If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'd be happy to lock you in the other room when you come over" Anon.

Introduction:

At one time I was plagued with seeing spots, so I consulted my doctor who gave me a $200 bill and a prescription for spot remover.

The ointment worked wonderfully,

but I have not seen my dog Spot since, and I no longer have teeth so I cannot whistle for him . . . . .

Have you seen my dog spot?
Please help me find him?

¿Please keep an eye out for him?

I mentioned to my friend and Coworker Alaska AKA
Mike Mathews, that spot was out wreaking random imaginary Havoc, and he replied that it could be a havocry imaginary, which to me would mean a real (imaginary) part of a mind which (unconsciously) wants to spread confusion . .

Havocry Imaginary by M&D

A havocry imaginary
invaded Lazy Larry's mind
Before that he was orderly,
but now he is redesigned

to be

predisposed to acting out a
paradoxical parody,
Played purposefully, peacefully with
plenty of preppy partners

with the set
set
upon a surreal
colorful cotton candy cloud.

At first Larry thought that
it might seem improbable,
In its devious best
even reprehensible
more or less

Wanting to be sensible,
waiting for his "cue"
Desiring only "balance"
Past-present to imbue

but that is mere
circumstance,
he supposed so he
peered, took careful stance
intent; composed

Hopped vehemently
(to vent, he supposed)
on a four-way
window pane;
it shattered
and a

~ shard ~

entered his brain

This helped him
to collect his thoughts,
which had been scattered-
and he is Larry once again

Now feeling less tattered,
he ain't going to mess
with

~ Havocry ~

any anymore,

even though

both of their names
ended up going down
in the lore -

Of

Confusing History,
Infused
with Mystery

(CHIM)

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A silly psychedelic parody.
It made sense to make the sequal to the alliterative

"C Spot Sore"

Blessings,

Brother Badger

6/17/19 0000

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C Spot Sore II / Funny Psychedelic Parody

A chapter in the book Alliterally Zany Nursense

See Spot Diappear

by Badger_29

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