(ring, ring) “Hi! No, I’m not busy. I was just going to get the timer for the…um…the… You’re kidding, NO!”
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First of all, I am not accusing anyone (exactly), but someone—some greedy, unsympathetic possessor of a steel trap mind, (who never forgets anything) realizing the value of a person’s train of thought—which is muy importante - has been stealing mine from under my very nose, with great regularity. 

It must be a pretty lucrative business because it’s getting worse!

Just the other day I was telling a friend an amusing incident and POOF! it was gone. GONE!  The point of my story!  It was most embarrassing.

A person’s train of thought is vital to their persona, their very being, and I want mine back!  I don't want to be some blank-faced, non-person sitting by herself at a party or other function, pitied, snickered at, avoided, who should have stayed home.

So, I’ve made a decision.  I am going to find the thief, and get my train of thought back! (or a cut of the profits). I will be on the look-out for all successful story tellers, sentence-finishers and punch-line and other important-thing-rememberers!  You know who you are, and you’d better beware because if you're the one who…(sniff sniff) something’s burning...

OMG, the roast!