The mouse in my house 
brought a louse 
to his spouse.

She said: “Remove it, please."
"I’d prefer to eat cheese from a plate on my knees,
while you play the music of Strauss.”

“Consider it done,” said mouse number one.
“I was only havin’ some fun,
and I do so love to tease.”

•

“Until we begin our sleepy reposin’…
let’s waltz together in our kinky leather.”
“Am I right in supposin’ 
it’s your new lederhosen?”
“… now tickle my bum with a feather.”