General Poetry posted April 15, 2019


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Limerick on Dolphins

Dolphins Wet and Wild

by tempeste

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
These cheeky cetaceans enjoy dating
They are quite fixated on mating
Erotic
Despotic
These charming mammals love masturbating



Pecans or Dolphins or Both-Oh, My! writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
April 14th is BOTH Dolphin Day and Pecan Day...strange combination to be sure! :) Write a fun limerick about dolphins or pecans or, hey, put 'em both together in one if you like! Have fun and be creative! SPECIAL NOTE: Nobody's gonna count any syllables or anything, just make sure it IS a limerick: a humorous, frequently bawdy, verse of three long and two short lines of the rhyme scheme aabba. For example:

Can't believe it's true, must be a ruse.
It seems kids these days actually choose.
It's a very strange fad,
to dress up just like Dad.
Bell-bottom pants and big clunky shoes!
by Dwarvenkind

Make us laugh! Educate us! But, most of all, make us want to vote for yours! :) ;)


Sexual encounters may be violent, with male dolphins sometimes showing aggressive behaviour towards female not always willing participants when still nursing their calves .......chasing, hitting with tail, head jerks, charging , biting or slamming bodily into the female are frequent aggressive behaviour.






Never knew these cute creatures were so kinky .
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