General Script posted March 27, 2019 Chapters:  ...62 63 -64- 65... 


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Pons and Ned meet at a mall.

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Scene at the Mall

by Bill Schott



Pons and Ned meet on the escalator at the local mall. There are only a few shoppers in the enire building.

Pons:  Hi, Ned!

Ned:  Hey, Pons!  Fancy meetin' you here.

Pons: This place looks like a ghost town. There aren't more than a few dozen people here.

Ned: I heerd folks was shoppin' at the new Amazone place. Don't know where they built it, but I guess they're in a line there all day and night.



Pons: You mean, on line.

Ned: Sure, Pons. Or they might be sittin' down.



Pons: Sitting at home, you mean.

Ned: People're livin' there now?!



Pons:  No, Ned. Amazon is a warehouse.

Ned: Right. So where's the house?



Pons: What I'm saying is that people are doing more purchasing at home and not the mall.

Ned:  Oh yeh, sure.  Ma used ta have me buyin' stuff at home too. She'd buy a bag a bubble gum and sell it to me fer a penny a piece.



Pons:  Really?

Ned:  Great deal, huh?



Pons: Anyway, Ned, the era of people flocking to brick and mortar stores is over.

Ned: I ain't never seen a brick store here anyway. That's sounds like it woulda bin a fun place ta buy a brick er two.  Can't say I'd depreciate bein' the mailman what had ta deliver a passel a bricks ta somebody.



Pons: Well -- I --

Ned: Great grandpappy used ta shoot them mortars in the World War 'eye'.



Pons: That's one, Ned.

Ned: Sure they won. He said it was a great war.



Pons: THE Great War.  The war to end all wars.

Ned: I s'pose it entertained folks back then. I think that's when they invented mustard.



Pons:  Mustard gas, Ned.

Ned:  Thanks fer the warnin', Pons.







 




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