Pons and Ned meet at a mall.
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at the Mall
Pons and Ned meet on the escalator at the local mall. There are only a few shoppers in the enire building.
Pons: Hi, Ned!
Ned: Hey, Pons! Fancy meetin' you here.
Pons: This place looks like a ghost town. There aren't more than a few dozen people here.
Ned: I heerd folks was shoppin' at the new Amazone place. Don't know where they built it, but I guess they're in a line there all day and night.
Pons: You mean, on line.
Ned: Sure, Pons. Or they might be sittin' down.
Pons: Sitting at home, you mean.
Ned: People're livin' there now?!
Pons: No, Ned. Amazon is a warehouse.
Ned: Right. So where's the house?
Pons: What I'm saying is that people are doing more purchasing at home and not the mall.
Ned: Oh yeh, sure. Ma used ta have me buyin' stuff at home too. She'd buy a bag a bubble gum and sell it to me fer a penny a piece.
Pons: Really?
Ned: Great deal, huh?
Pons: Anyway, Ned, the era of people flocking to brick and mortar stores is over.
Ned: I ain't never seen a brick store here anyway. That's sounds like it woulda bin a fun place ta buy a brick er two. Can't say I'd depreciate bein' the mailman what had ta deliver a passel a bricks ta somebody.
Pons: Well -- I --
Ned: Great grandpappy used ta shoot them mortars in the World War 'eye'.
Pons: That's one, Ned.
Ned: Sure they won. He said it was a great war.
Pons: THE Great War. The war to end all wars.
Ned: I s'pose it entertained folks back then. I think that's when they invented mustard.
Pons: Mustard gas, Ned.
Ned: Thanks fer the warnin', Pons.
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