"What About?"
(A Query)
Written on March 10th, 201o
By Doctor Ricky1024
Copyright C. FanStory 2019
"All Rights Reserved"

"What about if the Moon was the Earth and the Earth was the Moon?"
"Of course it would be cold and dark, no gravity or air to breathe!"
"How do we survive?"
...
"But then what about food?"
"Would we eat nothing but 'Green Cheese,' and live in a Moon Crater?"
"And what about...
'The Sea of Tranquility?'
"Is this where we swim and catch Moon Fish?"
"And, what about 'Moon Pies?'
"We do have them here on Earth!"
...
"Speaking Celestially, what about if 'Old Sol,' the Sun started to cry?"
"Would we all never again need to shower inside?"
"And, what about the temp of the water?"
"Would we get Third Degree burns from the heated water and or could we still tan?"
"Reviewers are you beginning to understand?"
...
"What about this?"
"If the only way to breathe was through our Pores?"
"Would we not need our mouths or noses?"
(I'm supposing)
"And, could we eat through our pores?"
"And, would we no longer need to snore?"
...
"What about if a cat was a dog and a dog was a cat?"
"And, would the cat bark and the dog purr?"
"Could the dog's tail fluff and the cat wag it's tail?"
"But then little boys would no longer be made of...
'Puppy Dog Tails?'
"And, which one now would be known as...
'Man's Best Friend?'

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"What about what this?"
"What if all our fingers and toes suddenly fell off?"
"Eating wouldn't be much of a problem since we learned earlier how to eat through our pores."
(Yes, as I earlier mentioned)
"But would we still be able to walk without toes and if so, could we still be able to balance?"
"And, would we be able to run or just walk more slow?"
"Do you know?"
"But no more Frostbite?"
...
"Now what about if the egg came first?"
"Then how was it created with out a hen or chicken?"
"Or what about if the hen or chicken came first?"
"Then how was it hatched?"
"Invitro from an egg?"
"Forget about getting to the other side cause this one isn't all that it's...
"Cracked Up to Be?"
"That's an interesting one but how about this one?"
...
"What about something creepy like if a spider was a snake and a snake was now a spider?"
"Would both still be venomous or poisonous and what about how they would travel?"
"Firstly, the snake is not use to having eight legs, while the spider now has none?"
"Just a thought?"
...
"What about if you would be able to live forever and never ever died?"
"What about when you are so very, very, old and it was time to go?"
"Would it hurt and if it did would we still need to go each and every day?"
"What?"
"You say Scott?"
"I say lots of Prunes!"
"But still, let's say, at the Age of 263?"
"Ouch!"
...
"Now staying on the the subject of pain...
"Now what about this?"
"Honey Bees that can no longer Buzz?"
"Would there still be honey?"
"And Winnie the Pooh?"
...
"Trees which don't have or no longer lose their leaves?"
"What about Fall?"
...
"Guns with no bullets, knives that lost their blades?"
"Then no more Cops and Robbers, isn't that a rage?"
"Paper but no pens?"
"Where would we Bee?"
"Buzz?"
"Books without pages and no ends or beginnings?"
...
"And, lastly?"
"Where would be and what about this?"
"A God whom we no longer worship and share?"
...
"It's Sabbath Sunday and now can you share?"
"And, pick out which one you liked the best?"
"If you dare?"
Approximate Word Count: 641.