General Poetry posted February 22, 2019


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It's easy-peasy, one, two, three

Shopping On Line

by Janet Foor


I know that all millennials
can shop on-line without a catch.
But passwords are required, and then
they say my password doesn't match.

I change it, then change it again
before they say, "my card's expired".
"Please try another card", they say --
before I'm done, I'll be retired.

My cart is full, I must check out.
Promotion says, "the shipping's free".
Just enter here your shopper's code.
It's easy-peasy, one, two, three.

Of course, it's not that easy here.
Their shopper's code won't fit the place.
If only I could find a way
I'd send them all to outer space.

At last, I think I'm almost done.
Just one more click, then count to ten.
Wait, there's a problem with your card.
We're sorry ma'am, please start again.



 

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2019


I was looking for a gift for my teenage grandson when my daughter called and said that this particular website had a really good sale on them. So, I thought, why not. I can order on line like everyone else. Well.......maybe not. :))))
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