General Script posted February 13, 2019 |
a one-scene script
Seen at the Post Office
by Bill Schott
The scene opens with two humanoid octopuses waiting in line at a busy post office. Octo 1: I wish the line was moving faster. Octo 2: Right? I just came for stamps. Octo 1: I'm sending a care package to my son. Octo 2: Is he the one who anchors the evening news? Octo 1: No. This one works with the circus. Octo 2: No kidding. What does he do there? Octo 1: He dresses up like an elephant and gives kiddie rides. Octo 2: That would be something to see. Octo 1: He was featured on the local news. I think his brother produced the piece. Octo 2: Is the circus in town? Octo 1: Yes and no. Octo 2: What do you mean? Octo 1: He is here with a couple clowns as an advance advertisement for the shows. Octo 2: Are they octopuses too? Octo 1: Of course not. Who would hire an octopus to be a clown? Octo 2: Are the clowns humans? Octo 1: Cuttlefish.
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