"This is the tower to Spirit Of America, who am I addressing?
Don-Don? I'm going to be guessing

You don't know how to fly; listen to me, Don-Don,
Can you put an adult, say your daddy on?

What? Are you telling me what I think?
God, excuse me, I need a drink!

Listen to me Don-Don, do not panic,
And you'll avoid becoming the winged Titanic

Now, listen very carefully, can you do that?
Pull back on the wheel thingy, and pull down your hat

NO, pull BACK! Shit! You're nose-diving to oblivion!
Oh my God, pull up, pull up, Don-Don!

This is the tower to all rescue units, he's gonna crash
The Spirit of America, just look for the flash!"