I feel shitty, oh so shitty.
It's incredible how terrible
I feel.
It's a pity
I've binged on chocolate
and one long endless meal.

I feel sluggish, oh so sluggish
I've eaten and drunk like a pig
all through Christmas
no wonder my belly's so big.

See that obese girl in that mirror there
who can that enormous girl be?
Such a fat face
Such a fat gut
such a fat ass
such a fat me.