Slick Willie Bluffing
Boasted fear of nothing.

"I'm as brave as I can be."

"I'll build me a boat
So that I can float, and conquer
The raging sea."

On Halloween night while walking,
Across the foggy deck,
Willie had an encounter,
that left his nerves a wreck.

In the still of the night,
By the pale moonlight
Much to Willie's awe.

His shadow lurking behind him,
Is what slick Willie saw.

His shadow chased him when he ran
That left Willie in a trance.

He couldn't out run his shadow,
So Willie wet his pants.