General Fiction posted September 4, 2018 |
You and me on the rug of life
Furball Love
by Sally Law
Furball Number One said to Furball Number Two, "Hey cutie, you new to this side of the carpet?"
Furball Number Two sized up Furball Number One, "I bet you say that to all the fuzz. Do you expect results with that cheesy line?"
Furball One went on, "It's not a pick up line, baby. I love the way you look and that cologne you're wearing is intoxicating. What's it called?"
Furball Two replied matter of fact, "Dander One."
It was plain to see, Furball Number One was falling in love with Furball Number Two.
"Time is short Furball Two. We could be vacuumed any minute. I love you. Will you marry me?"
"You're right; time is fleeting for the furball. I will marry you. I love you back."
They enjoyed a lingering kiss.
"What's that sound?"
SWOOSH... goes the vacuum.
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Furball Number One said to Furball Number Two, "Hey cutie, you new to this side of the carpet?"
Furball Number Two sized up Furball Number One, "I bet you say that to all the fuzz. Do you expect results with that cheesy line?"
Furball One went on, "It's not a pick up line, baby. I love the way you look and that cologne you're wearing is intoxicating. What's it called?"
Furball Two replied matter of fact, "Dander One."
It was plain to see, Furball Number One was falling in love with Furball Number Two.
"Time is short Furball Two. We could be vacuumed any minute. I love you. Will you marry me?"
"You're right; time is fleeting for the furball. I will marry you. I love you back."
They enjoyed a lingering kiss.
"What's that sound?"
SWOOSH... goes the vacuum.
Furball Number Two sized up Furball Number One, "I bet you say that to all the fuzz. Do you expect results with that cheesy line?"
Furball One went on, "It's not a pick up line, baby. I love the way you look and that cologne you're wearing is intoxicating. What's it called?"
Furball Two replied matter of fact, "Dander One."
It was plain to see, Furball Number One was falling in love with Furball Number Two.
"Time is short Furball Two. We could be vacuumed any minute. I love you. Will you marry me?"
"You're right; time is fleeting for the furball. I will marry you. I love you back."
They enjoyed a lingering kiss.
"What's that sound?"
SWOOSH... goes the vacuum.
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