Marvin.
I was starvin' Marvin from my head to my feet.
So I went to the baker for a neat sweet treat.

I scooped up a donut, and brushed off the grease.
Then I gave the baker a five cents piece.

He looked at my nickel, then he looked at me.
And he said, "Little boy, can't you plainly see?"

"There's a hole in your nickel
There's a hole right through."

And I said...
"There's a hole in your donut too."